Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Jan 11th 2006, 6:08 pm
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Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
New internet Bogs, the most hygienic way to spread your shi*
Just think…. Never again will you have a use for toilet paper, toilet cleaners, brushes etc
When you purchase your new internet bog it comes with everything you’ll need to start uploading your crap, directly from the internet bog , to wherever you decide to by using the USB (Upload Some Bullshi*) cable supplied, which transforms your personal dump into text to be seen by millions who don’t have their own shi* to share with the internet community.
Easy to use you simply plug the USB cable into your computer and into your state of the art porcelain throne internet bog and when you’re ready to “dump” some useless crap on the net just squeeze.
Don’t delay, buy today and we’ll include 2 samples of the highly acclaimed SupposiStories. These small capsules are inserted in the rectum 15 minutes prior to using the internet bog and are guaranteed to provide you with the best crap on the net using complex chemicals that will translate into a minimum of a 3000 word bog (after using the USB cable to convert into text).
How many times have you been degraded by someone telling you that “you don’t know shi*” ? Never again go through that humiliation for when you have the internet bog you can proudly say that you know everything there is to know about shi*, and upload some to prove it !
Just think…. Never again will you have a use for toilet paper, toilet cleaners, brushes etc
When you purchase your new internet bog it comes with everything you’ll need to start uploading your crap, directly from the internet bog , to wherever you decide to by using the USB (Upload Some Bullshi*) cable supplied, which transforms your personal dump into text to be seen by millions who don’t have their own shi* to share with the internet community.
Easy to use you simply plug the USB cable into your computer and into your state of the art porcelain throne internet bog and when you’re ready to “dump” some useless crap on the net just squeeze.
Don’t delay, buy today and we’ll include 2 samples of the highly acclaimed SupposiStories. These small capsules are inserted in the rectum 15 minutes prior to using the internet bog and are guaranteed to provide you with the best crap on the net using complex chemicals that will translate into a minimum of a 3000 word bog (after using the USB cable to convert into text).
How many times have you been degraded by someone telling you that “you don’t know shi*” ? Never again go through that humiliation for when you have the internet bog you can proudly say that you know everything there is to know about shi*, and upload some to prove it !
Jan 11th 2006, 6:21 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
New internet Bogs, the most hygienic way to spread your shi*
Just think…. Never again will you have a use for toilet paper, toilet cleaners, brushes etc
When you purchase your new internet bog it comes with everything you’ll need to start uploading your crap, directly from the internet bog , to wherever you decide to by using the USB (Upload Some Bullshi*) cable supplied, which transforms your personal dump into text to be seen by millions who don’t have their own shi* to share with the internet community.
Easy to use you simply plug the USB cable into your computer and into your state of the art porcelain throne internet bog and when you’re ready to “dump” some useless crap on the net just squeeze.
Don’t delay, buy today and we’ll include 2 samples of the highly acclaimed SupposiStories. These small capsules are inserted in the rectum 15 minutes prior to using the internet bog and are guaranteed to provide you with the best crap on the net using complex chemicals that will translate into a minimum of a 3000 word bog (after using the USB cable to convert into text).
How many times have you been degraded by someone telling you that “you don’t know shi*” ? Never again go through that humiliation for when you have the internet bog you can proudly say that you know everything there is to know about shi*, and upload some to prove it !
Just think…. Never again will you have a use for toilet paper, toilet cleaners, brushes etc
When you purchase your new internet bog it comes with everything you’ll need to start uploading your crap, directly from the internet bog , to wherever you decide to by using the USB (Upload Some Bullshi*) cable supplied, which transforms your personal dump into text to be seen by millions who don’t have their own shi* to share with the internet community.
Easy to use you simply plug the USB cable into your computer and into your state of the art porcelain throne internet bog and when you’re ready to “dump” some useless crap on the net just squeeze.
Don’t delay, buy today and we’ll include 2 samples of the highly acclaimed SupposiStories. These small capsules are inserted in the rectum 15 minutes prior to using the internet bog and are guaranteed to provide you with the best crap on the net using complex chemicals that will translate into a minimum of a 3000 word bog (after using the USB cable to convert into text).
How many times have you been degraded by someone telling you that “you don’t know shi*” ? Never again go through that humiliation for when you have the internet bog you can proudly say that you know everything there is to know about shi*, and upload some to prove it !
too troo
Jan 11th 2006, 6:27 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by furkew
too troo
Jan 12th 2006, 9:47 am
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
have you noticed the ads at the bottom?
http://britishexpats.com/forum/subscriptions.php
Jan 12th 2006, 10:17 am
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by Toontje
Jan 12th 2006, 11:15 am
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
You dont know what youre missing, some of the sponsored links are quite amusing, plus they are FREE
Jan 12th 2006, 12:18 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by gedge
You're the guy selling sand to those in the middle east forum?
Jan 12th 2006, 12:21 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
and snow to the Canada forum
Jan 12th 2006, 12:22 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by diddy
And Sheep to the Kiwi Forum.
Jan 12th 2006, 12:25 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by diddy
And Sheep to the Kiwi Forum.
Jan 12th 2006, 12:27 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by diddy
and Middle Eastern countries to the American forum.
Its a bit too hard trying to sell intelligence to them though seeing as they truly believe they have an abundance of it
Jan 12th 2006, 12:40 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Now thats a good one
Its a bit too hard trying to sell intelligence to them though seeing as they truly believe they have an abundance of it
Its a bit too hard trying to sell intelligence to them though seeing as they truly believe they have an abundance of it
Maybe if you sell some fries, a supersize coke and a pack of chocolate donuts with the intelligence they may be interested.
Jan 12th 2006, 9:55 pm
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Re: Announcement: Bogs are available to everyone!
Originally Posted by diddy
Yeah, look at their leader. There's a Rhodes Scholar in the making.
Maybe if you sell some fries, a supersize coke and a pack of chocolate donuts with the intelligence they may be interested.
Maybe if you sell some fries, a supersize coke and a pack of chocolate donuts with the intelligence they may be interested.
