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9Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
(Post 4454288)
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
l don't know if its just me, but l really hate people who start singing to themselves in supermarkets. l hate it when l'm shopping and some wanker walks past you singing along to some pop song coming from the supermarket radio, its sheer torture listening to their dreadful voices, one wanker once stood right next to and kept singing right in my face, l wanted to beat the crap out of him. What drugs are these people on. It happens all the time in supermarkets in OZ, l don't know about the UK.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
(Post 4454288)
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
10. People that cut and paste Googled pages as a substitute for any kind of original thought or wit.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Deadmeat
(Post 4454694)
10. People that cut and paste Googled pages as a substitute for any kind of original thought or wit.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Deadmeat
(Post 4454694)
10. People that cut and paste Googled pages as a substitute for any kind of original thought or wit.
And I didn't get it from Google! Suni:) |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Sally
(Post 4454698)
They all seem to be liberally peppered with "lame" Americanisms.
Anyway, back on the all important topic ... I hate people that park right next to the entrance of the petrol station shop causing a safety hazard and obstructing the buggers actually buying the petrol. There is usually perfectly good parking for people who do not want to buy petrol and are only stopping to grab some overpriced junk food for their bloated overindulged offspring to guzzle in their ridiculous 4x4. Yes, my commute today was a bugger, thanks for asking :D |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
(Post 4454712)
Sorry you didn't find it funny, but I'm sure others have/will.
And I didn't get it from Google! Suni:) |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Deadmeat
(Post 4454716)
Aye, I'm sure they did ... Norbit was top of the movie charts in the US, I've stopped trying to apply reason to life.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by willmore
(Post 4454718)
I hate a certain person who shall remain nameless (matt) who moves to australia, and literally disappears from the forum.:mad: We miss him and all the good times we all had in the pub......one good man this matt!
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
I don't get it.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
There's alot of 'hate' going on here. Personally I think hate is a strong word to use for such ridiculous things.:mad:
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by St.Georges Girl
(Post 4454790)
There's alot of 'hate' going on here. Personally I think hate is a strong word to use for such ridiculous things.:mad:
The fact I'd accidently put some inferior live versions onto a CD compilation I'd made on Sunday didn't help ... It's 21st Century angst don't you know, if you can't get worked-up about the everyday then you'd find yourself worrying about things that are REALLY scary, like the fact that when you die it really might be, like, over ... nothingness ... void ... nada. |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Lord Pom Percy
(Post 4454378)
l don't know if its just me, but l really hate people who start singing to themselves in supermarkets. l hate it when l'm shopping and some wanker walks past you singing along to some pop song coming from the supermarket radio, its sheer torture listening to their dreadful voices, one wanker once stood right next to and kept singing right in my face, l wanted to beat the crap out of him. What drugs are these people on. It happens all the time in supermarkets in OZ, l don't know about the UK.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Deadmeat
(Post 4454829)
Not on my commute this morning, I would have happily gunned the Family Porky Pajero down if had got me off that forecourt quicker.
The fact I'd accidently put some inferior live versions onto a CD compilation I'd made on Sunday didn't help ... It's 21st Century angst don't you know, if you can't get worked-up about the everyday then you'd find yourself worrying about things that are REALLY scary, like the fact that when you die it really might be, like, over ... nothingness ... void ... nada. Oh come now, at least you have the cricket ball to take it out on. :p What the world needs now, is love, sweet love..... :wub: I just couldn't be bothered to think about what I dislike intensely and then type it out and post it on a forum. What's that all about? :zzz: |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by moneypen20
(Post 4454836)
Ahhhh, sorry about that. I do it all the time. I am either with my children in which case I need to embarrass them or I am on my own and oblivious to anyone and in a world of my own. Feel free to tap me on the shoulder and tell me to stop:D
People who sing in supermarkets must me in a world of their own because obviously they don't care they are annoying the hell out of everyone around them. They sound like the top 10 rejects from the worst auditions from Australian idol. |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Lord Pom Percy
(Post 4455033)
People who sing in supermarkets must me in a world of their own because obviously they don't care they are annoying the hell out of everyone around them. They sound like the top 10 rejects from the worst auditions from Australian idol.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by moneypen20
(Post 4455139)
Oh I don't think I'm that good:eek: Have you not heard of care in the community?
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
When you a putting golf clubs/fishing gear in the back of the car, people who ask you "are you going golf/fishing" no I am taking them out for a drive because they are lonely being stuck in the garage all day.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Dorothy
(Post 4455237)
I hate people who type "alot" instead of the grammatically correct "a lot". Two separate words. I got marks taken away on my grade 9 final English exam for this faux pas. Won't ever do it again.
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
...People who say 'How are you doing?'
It's 'what are you doing?' and 'How are you?'. :D Oh the pedant in me... I can't... hold... it....down...an...y. ...more....... |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Lord Pom Percy
(Post 4454378)
one wanker once stood right next to and kept singing right in my face, l wanted to beat the crap out of him.
"Can I help you sir":sneaky: hate it when they sing that song or was it "Allo Allo who let you out sunshine"? |
Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by iPom
(Post 4455435)
I hate that too. I hate 'alright' too. It never used to be one word. It's two... 'All right'....
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by Sally
(Post 4457838)
Ooh I never thought I'd see another person who understands this :D
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
Originally Posted by jond
(Post 4455264)
When you a putting golf clubs/fishing gear in the back of the car, people who ask you "are you going golf/fishing" no I am taking them out for a drive because they are lonely being stuck in the garage all day.
"are you a wanker?" I'd ask.:p Have to admit I could play here in my village - we have 2 courses(!) but never in London. |
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