9Things I Hate About Everyone
Feb 25th 2007, 9:42 pm
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9Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Feb 25th 2007, 9:45 pm
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Feb 25th 2007, 10:22 pm
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
l don't know if its just me, but l really hate people who start singing to themselves in supermarkets. l hate it when l'm shopping and some wanker walks past you singing along to some pop song coming from the supermarket radio, its sheer torture listening to their dreadful voices, one wanker once stood right next to and kept singing right in my face, l wanted to beat the crap out of him. What drugs are these people on. It happens all the time in supermarkets in OZ, l don't know about the UK.
Feb 25th 2007, 10:29 pm
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Feb 26th 2007, 12:40 am
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
10. People that cut and paste Googled pages as a substitute for any kind of original thought or wit.
Feb 26th 2007, 12:52 am
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Feb 26th 2007, 12:52 am
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
At least the dollar sign doesn't have to be edited, saves a bit of time I'm sure.
Anyway, back on the all important topic ...
I hate people that park right next to the entrance of the petrol station shop causing a safety hazard and obstructing the buggers actually buying the petrol.
There is usually perfectly good parking for people who do not want to buy petrol and are only stopping to grab some overpriced junk food for their bloated overindulged offspring to guzzle in their ridiculous 4x4.
Yes, my commute today was a bugger, thanks for asking
Anyway, back on the all important topic ...
I hate people that park right next to the entrance of the petrol station shop causing a safety hazard and obstructing the buggers actually buying the petrol.
There is usually perfectly good parking for people who do not want to buy petrol and are only stopping to grab some overpriced junk food for their bloated overindulged offspring to guzzle in their ridiculous 4x4.
Yes, my commute today was a bugger, thanks for asking
Feb 26th 2007, 12:56 am
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
We miss him and all the good times we all had in the pub......one good man this matt!Miss you matt!
Feb 26th 2007, 12:59 am
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Feb 26th 2007, 1:21 am
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
I don't get it.
Feb 26th 2007, 1:27 am
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
There's alot of 'hate' going on here. Personally I think hate is a strong word to use for such ridiculous things.
Feb 26th 2007, 1:48 am
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
The fact I'd accidently put some inferior live versions onto a CD compilation I'd made on Sunday didn't help ...
It's 21st Century angst don't you know, if you can't get worked-up about the everyday then you'd find yourself worrying about things that are REALLY scary, like the fact that when you die it really might be, like, over ... nothingness ... void ... nada.
Feb 26th 2007, 1:52 am
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Re: 9Things I Hate About Everyone
l don't know if its just me, but l really hate people who start singing to themselves in supermarkets. l hate it when l'm shopping and some wanker walks past you singing along to some pop song coming from the supermarket radio, its sheer torture listening to their dreadful voices, one wanker once stood right next to and kept singing right in my face, l wanted to beat the crap out of him. What drugs are these people on. It happens all the time in supermarkets in OZ, l don't know about the UK.
