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Alfresco Jun 5th 2013 8:50 pm

Re: The 5-2 Diet
 
I have also cut out carbs as a general rule (apart from beer & wine). No rice, bread, sugar etc... Just meat, seafood, veggies and salad mostly, good Omega 3 oils in avos, olives and salmon and such.

No more rumbling stomach or stinkies either. :thumbup:

IvanM Jun 5th 2013 10:00 pm

Re: The 5-2 Diet
 
I cut out fruit and vegetables.

TiddlyPom Jun 5th 2013 10:35 pm

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Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 10743610)
I cut out fruit and vegetables.

Good man. Live long and prosper. :thumbsup:

IvanM Jun 5th 2013 10:48 pm

Re: The 5-2 Diet
 
Sounds terrible. Would rather die young and happy.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 10743662)
Good man. Live long and prosper. :thumbsup:


Alfresco Jun 5th 2013 10:55 pm

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Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 10743685)
Sounds terrible. Would rather die young and happy.

Or... Live long and expire.

DeadVim Jun 5th 2013 11:59 pm

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Live long drop dead for me, none of that gradual decline into dementia, countdown and incontinence.

Shame I'm only going to last until September but thems the breaks ;)

TiddlyPom Jun 6th 2013 12:12 am

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Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 10743763)
Live long drop dead for me, none of that gradual decline into dementia, countdown and incontinence.

Shame I'm only going to last until September but thems the breaks ;)

What, not even Christmas?

:(

TiddlyPom Jun 6th 2013 12:15 am

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Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 10743685)
Sounds terrible. Would rather die young and happy.

Reminds me of a friend in the UK who always went on and on about how he was going to die in a blaze of glory..

Except his lifestyle indicated more that he was going to get sclerosis of the liver and quite possibly cancer from the massive amount of cigarettes he smoked... and wither slowly away. :blink:
But he was still convinced being unhealthy was going to make him die faster.
Younger, yes. Faster... nope.

IvanM Jun 6th 2013 10:35 pm

Re: The 5-2 Diet
 
Heart attack sounds the best. I don't smoke and I don't drink to excess.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 10743792)
Reminds me of a friend in the UK who always went on and on about how he was going to die in a blaze of glory..

Except his lifestyle indicated more that he was going to get sclerosis of the liver and quite possibly cancer from the massive amount of cigarettes he smoked... and wither slowly away. :blink:
But he was still convinced being unhealthy was going to make him die faster.
Younger, yes. Faster... nope.


DeadVim Jun 6th 2013 10:44 pm

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 10743789)
What, not even Christmas?

:(

Not the way my job is going :D

carolinephillips Jun 6th 2013 11:08 pm

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Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 10745389)
Heart attack sounds the best. I don't smoke and I don't drink to excess.

You don't always die of a heart attack -they can just leave you increasingly in pain and disabled. My dad had 2 bypasses and 3 heart attacks, and eventually though he needed a 3rd bypass the heart was too scarred and he had another 15 years of being unable to do much physically until he died of cancer- induced dementia.

IvanM Jun 6th 2013 11:53 pm

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Or you can wait for dementia. May be a freak sex accident causing the heart attack. Preferably skiing at the same time.

Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 10745419)
You don't always die of a heart attack -they can just leave you increasingly in pain and disabled. My dad had 2 bypasses and 3 heart attacks, and eventually though he needed a 3rd bypass the heart was too scarred and he had another 15 years of being unable to do much physically until he died of cancer- induced dementia.


DeadVim Jun 7th 2013 9:47 am

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We're all going to die of something.

Hey, enjoy your Saturday people :)

I'm off to snort coke off the back of a stripper.

I may clean the gutters too.

It's a high risk day.

IvanM Jun 7th 2013 12:07 pm

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Simultaneously ?

Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 10746333)
We're all going to die of something.

Hey, enjoy your Saturday people :)

I'm off to snort coke off the back of a stripper.

I may clean the gutters too.

It's a high risk day.


Alfresco Jun 7th 2013 5:39 pm

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Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 10746462)
Simultaneously ?

Unlikely.


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