Originally Posted by Margaret2

I got caught today making a wanking sign at my head for 'dick head' today, but he discreetly ignored it

Originally Posted by Margaret2

I got caught today making a wanking sign at my head for 'dick head' today, but he discreetly ignored it

Originally Posted by meelie

40 things you'd love to say out loud at work
>>>1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
>>>2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>>>pronounce.
>>>3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>>>4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
>>>public.
>>>5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it
my
>>>way.
>>>6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
>>>7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
>>>8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>>>9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're
>>>saying.
>>>10. Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
>>>11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
>>>12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>>>13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
>>>14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over you mouth.
>>>15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you.
>>>16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of
>>>view.
>>>17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
artist.
>>>18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
>>>19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
>>>20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>>>21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>>>22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.
>>>23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?
>>>24. Do I look like a f..k.ng people person to you?
>>>25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
>>>26. I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left.
>>>27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>>>28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>>>29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>>>30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
>>>31. Oh I get it, like humour, but different.
>>>32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>>>33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
>>>34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>>>35. Nice perfume. Must you really marinate in it?
>>>36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. my work here is finally done.
>>>37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>>>38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
>>>39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>>>40. Wait a minute --- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality

Originally Posted by meelie

Well I know I don't take no shit, but I don't say those words exactly.

Originally Posted by Margaret2

I got caught today making a wanking sign at my head for 'dick head' today, but he discreetly ignored it