3 Years on , back in UK
#631
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by rossifumi
When Gareth enters the room and the consultant asks...
“Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?”
“hmm?”
“We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.”
“Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.”
“oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?”
“I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?”
Sorry to repeat that from the other day.
“Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?”
“hmm?”
“We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.”
“Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.”
“oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?”
“I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?”
Sorry to repeat that from the other day.
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by rossifumi
When Gareth enters the room and the consultant asks...
“Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?”
“hmm?”
“We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.”
“Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.”
“oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?”
“I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?”
Sorry to repeat that from the other day.
“Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?”
“hmm?”
“We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.”
“Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.”
“oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?”
“I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?”
Sorry to repeat that from the other day.
I'm peeing mesen here
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by Deer Hunter
The Extras has some priceless moments too. I think they're going to start showing it on ABC. (Kate Winslet teaching Maggie to talk dirty )
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
Right....for that....I hope it's triplets ...
.....three lots of shit patrol
.....three lots of shit patrol
Possoms, thank you
Ozzie, I'm sure having someones knickers lobbed in your face is somewhat overrated
#635
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by pommie bastard
Cutting , still Australia will except those with little education?
Oz excepts those with little education. U.k excepts all those with none.
Oz excepts all after you fill in odd form and a few quid. Dont need to fill in forms for u.k, and dont worry about the money u.k gives it for free.
Oz excepts u.k rejects. U.K excepts the worlds rejects.
Its the people that have failed in the u.k that go . No its the ones that the u.k has failed that are going.
W.C Fields said any club who would have me as a member is not one i wish to be a member of . Ok U.K one big membership free for all just sign X .
Tax Man U.K . You haven't noticed him every month, ok you can't be on that much then.
Flying a flag, well at least the OZ-is can .and eat hot cross buns.
Ok. got the one about family & friends thats why you are back ????????
Well nothings for ever you have proven that...........
As we appreciate your views on OZ that may be true to your experiences.
wake up to the ones in U.k too, :scared:
Good Luck.
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by paka
Here goes.
Oz excepts those with little education. U.k excepts all those with none.
Oz excepts all after you fill in odd form and a few quid. Dont need to fill in forms for u.k, and dont worry about the money u.k gives it for free.
Oz excepts u.k rejects. U.K excepts the worlds rejects.
Its the people that have failed in the u.k that go . No its the ones that the u.k has failed that are going.
W.C Fields said any club who would have me as a member is not one i wish to be a member of . Ok U.K one big membership free for all just sign X .
Tax Man U.K . You haven't noticed him every month, ok you can't be on that much then.
Flying a flag, well at least the OZ-is can .and eat hot cross buns.
Ok. got the one about family & friends thats why you are back ????????
Well nothings for ever you have proven that...........
As we appreciate your views on OZ that may be true to your experiences.
wake up to the ones in U.k too, :scared:
Good Luck.
Oz excepts those with little education. U.k excepts all those with none.
Oz excepts all after you fill in odd form and a few quid. Dont need to fill in forms for u.k, and dont worry about the money u.k gives it for free.
Oz excepts u.k rejects. U.K excepts the worlds rejects.
Its the people that have failed in the u.k that go . No its the ones that the u.k has failed that are going.
W.C Fields said any club who would have me as a member is not one i wish to be a member of . Ok U.K one big membership free for all just sign X .
Tax Man U.K . You haven't noticed him every month, ok you can't be on that much then.
Flying a flag, well at least the OZ-is can .and eat hot cross buns.
Ok. got the one about family & friends thats why you are back ????????
Well nothings for ever you have proven that...........
As we appreciate your views on OZ that may be true to your experiences.
wake up to the ones in U.k too, :scared:
Good Luck.
Last edited by Pollyana; Aug 6th 2006 at 8:35 am. Reason: language
#637
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by fraser
Another Uk knocker, what a load of sh*t you type, be nice if you could type it in English next time.
Oz,
Same shit, just a shinier bucket
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by fraser
Another Uk knocker, what a load of sh*t you type, be nice if you could type it in English next time.
If you love u.k why did you go , oh yes to build a house and get a job there. didnt you look in to it first.
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by paka
why was it in french sorry..........
If you love u.k why did you go , oh yes to build a house and get a job there. didnt you look in to it first.
If you love u.k why did you go , oh yes to build a house and get a job there. didnt you look in to it first.
Are you still in the UK?
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by Pollyana
As has been said on here numerous times, no matter how many times you visit a country, living there is completely different. Research is useful, but can't tell you how YOU will feel.
Are you still in the UK?
Are you still in the UK?
#641
Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by paka
why was it in french sorry..........
If you love u.k why did you go , oh yes to build a house and get a job there. didnt you look in to it first.
If you love u.k why did you go , oh yes to build a house and get a job there. didnt you look in to it first.
I like Australia and I like England, because I came here it doesn't mean I want to slag off or hear my homeland slagged off.
Of course I looked into it, who said I didn't like it.
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by fraser
So I can't like two countries
I like Australia and I like England, because I came here it doesn't mean I want to slag off or hear my homeland slagged off.
Of course I looked into it, who said I didn't like it.
I like Australia and I like England, because I came here it doesn't mean I want to slag off or hear my homeland slagged off.
Of course I looked into it, who said I didn't like it.
Fact is i dont even now if i will like Oz , till i have tried it for a few years.
But i do have the right to slag of U.K under my own experiences. As some express there opinion of Oz , I can express mine of UK. and when someone is saying things like, its only the British that can not make it in UK,that are going etc which by the way means you as well.I have the right to state my view.
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by paka
You slagged me of first with quote English.
Fact is i dont even now if i will like Oz , till i have tried it for a few years.
But i do have the right to slag of U.K under my own experiences. As some express there opinion of Oz , I can express mine of UK. and when someone is saying things like, its only the British that can not make it in UK,that are going etc which by the way means you as well.I have the right to state my view.
Fact is i dont even now if i will like Oz , till i have tried it for a few years.
But i do have the right to slag of U.K under my own experiences. As some express there opinion of Oz , I can express mine of UK. and when someone is saying things like, its only the British that can not make it in UK,that are going etc which by the way means you as well.I have the right to state my view.
#644
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by Kimka
same goes for you sweetie you appear to have also only seen what you wanted to see
My My arent we precious!! Point out to me exactly where someone has slated him for not liking Australia as opposed to having a go at him for his tone, attitude or manner??
Originally Posted by Kimka
where did he actually say that?!!! Answer : nowhere
Originally Posted by Kimka
Sure you are, but perhaps you should think about whether he is actually insulting you first, whether he is actually saying you're all ignorant or merely expressing his opinion, his experience
Am done!!
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Re: 3 Years on , back in UK
Originally Posted by fraser
But Australia has all the same problems as Britain and if you're emigrating to get away from them you're going to the wrong place and you're going to be in for a nasty surprise.
The original post was slating the British as rejects etc, that made a decision to try something new.My reply just said nothing is any better in the u.k .as we let the worlds rejects in as well.