Golf Brissie v's Goldie Part 3........
Oct 24th 2008, 2:15 am
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Oct 24th 2008, 4:45 am
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Re: Golf Brissie v's Goldie Part 3........
Beware the Goldcoast power drinkers, they will spike you as look at you (ask our team captain Dame Edna , Bobby to you and me) watch out for that dodgy Jim and the soapster.
Bobbys eyes after the last Goldcoast meet lol
Bobbys eyes after the last Goldcoast meet lol
Oct 24th 2008, 10:06 am
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Re: Golf Brissie v's Goldie Part 3........
Numbers coming along lads , may not need the gold coast ringers
Soapy clean that cup mate, its coming home.
Soapy clean that cup mate, its coming home.
Oct 24th 2008, 10:48 am
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Re: Golf Brissie v's Goldie Part 3........
Note to Soapy - make sure you get his address out of him before you get him drunk then you can just put him in a cab - Mrs Bernie gets a bit cross when drunks ring her up and ask where to return him to
Oct 25th 2008, 2:59 am
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well, maybe your right, we gave him a vodie - to bobby thats all it takes o pike him
Oct 25th 2008, 3:14 am
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oh and you managed to get your hands on the cup the first time and that'll be the last. all we need to do is spike bobby, and haggis will go home early too cos hes no feelin well
because the rest of you are pish, well maybe the OH is not bad, but he will have to leave half way round to collect his penision
that leaves 232 bar = who will have to leave after the first hole to order as many rounds in, before they close the bar
you = who will be too busy tap dancin' and playing yir trumpet (while breakin' few records) to be bothered with the golf. but just as well cos your pure pish!
owen, who will start tellin' pish jokes at the first tee. his partner and the other team will have left by the second hole due to not being able to crack a smile once!
and BERNIE!
i heard hes that small that if you rub his heed it brings you luck (photo of bernie below)your gonna have to order a maxi taxi when i should "taxi for a bunch of fannies"
Oct 25th 2008, 7:09 am
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Re: Golf Brissie v's Goldie Part 3........
I'm playing for Brissy... and my handicap has gone up + 4 since last time
Oct 26th 2008, 12:03 am
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Re: Golf Brissie v's Goldie Part 3........
Oct 26th 2008, 12:03 am
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how many have you got paul?
oh and you managed to get your hands on the cup the first time and that'll be the last. all we need to do is spike bobby, and haggis will go home early too cos hes no feelin well
because the rest of you are pish, well maybe the OH is not bad, but he will have to leave half way round to collect his penision
that leaves 232 bar = who will have to leave after the first hole to order as many rounds in, before they close the bar
you = who will be too busy tap dancin' and playing yir trumpet (while breakin' few records) to be bothered with the golf. but just as well cos your pure pish!
owen, who will start tellin' pish jokes at the first tee. his partner and the other team will have left by the second hole due to not being able to crack a smile once!
and BERNIE! i heard hes that small that if you rub his heed it brings you luck (photo of bernie below)
your gonna have to order a maxi taxi when i should "taxi for a bunch of fannies"
oh and you managed to get your hands on the cup the first time and that'll be the last. all we need to do is spike bobby, and haggis will go home early too cos hes no feelin well
because the rest of you are pish, well maybe the OH is not bad, but he will have to leave half way round to collect his penision
that leaves 232 bar = who will have to leave after the first hole to order as many rounds in, before they close the bar
you = who will be too busy tap dancin' and playing yir trumpet (while breakin' few records) to be bothered with the golf. but just as well cos your pure pish!
owen, who will start tellin' pish jokes at the first tee. his partner and the other team will have left by the second hole due to not being able to crack a smile once!
and BERNIE!
i heard hes that small that if you rub his heed it brings you luck (photo of bernie below)your gonna have to order a maxi taxi when i should "taxi for a bunch of fannies"
Oct 26th 2008, 10:05 am
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Re: Golf Brissie v's Goldie Part 3........
you = who will be too busy tap dancin' and playing yir trumpet (while breakin' few records) to be bothered with the golf. but just as well cos your pure pish!
Roy castle did alot of good work for charity. Like I do for you Soapy, as your one big chairty case.
Roy castle did alot of good work for charity. Like I do for you Soapy, as your one big chairty case.
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Oct 26th 2008, 10:57 am
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