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You Know You're From Woodridge When...

Old Nov 24th 2005, 9:15 am
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1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table*in front of her kids.

2. Bikies back down from your mum.

3. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

4. You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.

5. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels make your list of "Most Admired People."

6. You've ever had to scratch out your sister's name in a message that begins "For a good time call...."

7. You've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

8. If every day someone comes to your door mistakenly thinking you're having a garage sale.

9. You have a working television that sits on top of a non-working television.
10. You thnk The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

11. Your dog was neutered by court order.

12. Your mum walks out of the bathroom and says, "Come look at this before I flush it!"

13. Your 13 year old daughter and her husband wanted belly button piercings and you said no*but you got them matching tattoos instead.

14. You mow your lawn and find a car.

15. Your tyres are worth more than your car.
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Old Nov 24th 2005, 9:19 am
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