You know you're in Australia when ...
Oct 21st 2005, 2:45 am
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
91. when somebody has made a mess of summit. FFS dont say.....For gods sake youve made a right cock up........they will piss themsleves
Oct 21st 2005, 2:46 am
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
92. the kids walk around sayin 'bugger off...ya baastard"
Oct 21st 2005, 2:46 am
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
91 And Pantene hair products are now pronounced Panteene 
Oct 21st 2005, 2:47 am
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93. ye put ur dark wash in the toploader it comes out covered in white fluff....u put ur whites in they come out covered in black fluff
Oct 21st 2005, 2:48 am
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by biggy
92. the kids walk around sayin 'bugger off...ya baastard"
Oct 21st 2005, 2:51 am
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
95. The plastic coathangers, hand shears, kids plastic toys and lawn mowers all fall to pieces after more than 1 use
95. You spend all your time agonising how to ask the boss for a pay rise
96. Your new car has dents and scratches on after 2 weeks use
97. You are wondering which cafe to go to for your next Latte
98. Yoghurt is pronounced Youwgurt
95. You spend all your time agonising how to ask the boss for a pay rise
96. Your new car has dents and scratches on after 2 weeks use
97. You are wondering which cafe to go to for your next Latte
98. Yoghurt is pronounced Youwgurt
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Oct 21st 2005, 2:53 am
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97, Everyone celebrates when it rains, and utters the words "well, we really need it".
Oct 21st 2005, 2:56 am
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99. People celebrate chrissy in July
Oct 21st 2005, 2:57 am
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100. you spread ya toast in the fridge so the butter doesnt melt lol
Oct 21st 2005, 3:02 am
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101. When you see a cat roaming the streets, you exclaim to the rest of the family "OMG there's a cat"!!!
102. When it rains and an experienced colleague says that you must save your work on the computer immediately
102. When it rains and an experienced colleague says that you must save your work on the computer immediately
Oct 21st 2005, 3:05 am
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103,You have to wait at least five minutes for the green man at a pedestrian crossing - but cars are still not guaranteed to stop!
Oct 21st 2005, 3:18 am
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104, Lindemann's and Jacobs Creek are among the cheapest of the cheap wine
105, You realise Chardonnay is probably the least pleasant of all the available white wines
106, A glass of sparkling wine (often still known as champagne
) is cheaper than a glass of non-sparkling wine in a pub.
Mmm, seem to have developed a one-track mind...
105, You realise Chardonnay is probably the least pleasant of all the available white wines
106, A glass of sparkling wine (often still known as champagne
) is cheaper than a glass of non-sparkling wine in a pub. Mmm, seem to have developed a one-track mind...
Oct 21st 2005, 3:22 am
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107. You are invited to a coon and goon party.
Oct 21st 2005, 5:10 am
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by renth
107. You are invited to a coon and goon party.
Coon and goon = wine and cheese.
Oct 21st 2005, 5:16 am
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by Rich and Angie
27. Someone turns out the lights at 6.30 pm and you can't see a bloody thing!
28. You get attacked by magpies while walking to school
28. You get attacked by magpies while walking to school
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