you have to be a lady to appreciate
May 27th 2005, 8:30 am
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you have to be a lady to appreciate
Let me set the scene for this morning.
It's my day off work, hubby said he would take son to school so I decided to give myself a real pamper session.
Ran myself a nice big bath, had all my expensive moisturisers ready for when I got out, got in the bath knowing the dogs were fed and walked, the door was locked, the answerphone was on and the radio was on low.
Laying in my bath what bliss sun shining through the window, then got my luxurious "Sanctuary" sea salt scrub to begin my pamper.....
using my buff sponge a bit of bath scrub flicked into my eye! **********!! Not only did I have a rock the size of Uluru wedged between my eyelid and eyeball, it was also SALTY rock!! Leapt into the air screaming, jumping up and down trying to get clean water into my eye fell out of the bath! Dogs now barking and scratching at the door trying to find the intruder.
So here I am, unpampered, covered in bruises, two upset dogs, a bathroom that needs mopping up and....
an exfoliated eyeball!!! Not one I would recommend!!
Anne
It's my day off work, hubby said he would take son to school so I decided to give myself a real pamper session.
Ran myself a nice big bath, had all my expensive moisturisers ready for when I got out, got in the bath knowing the dogs were fed and walked, the door was locked, the answerphone was on and the radio was on low.
Laying in my bath what bliss sun shining through the window, then got my luxurious "Sanctuary" sea salt scrub to begin my pamper.....
using my buff sponge a bit of bath scrub flicked into my eye! **********!! Not only did I have a rock the size of Uluru wedged between my eyelid and eyeball, it was also SALTY rock!! Leapt into the air screaming, jumping up and down trying to get clean water into my eye fell out of the bath! Dogs now barking and scratching at the door trying to find the intruder.So here I am, unpampered, covered in bruises, two upset dogs, a bathroom that needs mopping up and....
an exfoliated eyeball!!!
Not one I would recommend!! Anne
May 27th 2005, 8:36 am
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
So here I am, unpampered, covered in bruises, two upset dogs, a bathroom that needs mopping up and....
an exfoliated eyeball!!! Not one I would recommend!!
Anne
an exfoliated eyeball!!!
Not one I would recommend!! Anne
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May 27th 2005, 8:40 am
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Let me set the scene for this morning.
It's my day off work, hubby said he would take son to school so I decided to give myself a real pamper session.
Ran myself a nice big bath, had all my expensive moisturisers ready for when I got out, got in the bath knowing the dogs were fed and walked, the door was locked, the answerphone was on and the radio was on low.
Laying in my bath what bliss sun shining through the window, then got my luxurious "Sanctuary" sea salt scrub to begin my pamper.....
using my buff sponge a bit of bath scrub flicked into my eye! **********!! Not only did I have a rock the size of Uluru wedged between my eyelid and eyeball, it was also SALTY rock!! Leapt into the air screaming, jumping up and down trying to get clean water into my eye fell out of the bath! Dogs now barking and scratching at the door trying to find the intruder.
So here I am, unpampered, covered in bruises, two upset dogs, a bathroom that needs mopping up and....
an exfoliated eyeball!!! Not one I would recommend!!
Anne
It's my day off work, hubby said he would take son to school so I decided to give myself a real pamper session.
Ran myself a nice big bath, had all my expensive moisturisers ready for when I got out, got in the bath knowing the dogs were fed and walked, the door was locked, the answerphone was on and the radio was on low.
Laying in my bath what bliss sun shining through the window, then got my luxurious "Sanctuary" sea salt scrub to begin my pamper.....
using my buff sponge a bit of bath scrub flicked into my eye! **********!! Not only did I have a rock the size of Uluru wedged between my eyelid and eyeball, it was also SALTY rock!! Leapt into the air screaming, jumping up and down trying to get clean water into my eye fell out of the bath! Dogs now barking and scratching at the door trying to find the intruder.So here I am, unpampered, covered in bruises, two upset dogs, a bathroom that needs mopping up and....
an exfoliated eyeball!!!
Not one I would recommend!! Anne
Hope your eye's not too sore. Optrex is the best (I've got very sensitive eyes, and use it a lot!)
May 27th 2005, 9:59 am
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
OUCH!!!!!!!! Seriously though if your eye is still sore later on today visit your nearest eye hospital to check you haven't scratched the surface of your eye and next time may I suggest the sanctuary hot sugar scrub - its the best and better than the salt one (smells divine and actually heats up on your skin!)
Lynn
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May 27th 2005, 10:13 am
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Let me set the scene for this morning.
It's my day off work, hubby said he would take son to school so I decided to give myself a real pamper session.
Ran myself a nice big bath, had all my expensive moisturisers ready for when I got out, got in the bath knowing the dogs were fed and walked, the door was locked, the answerphone was on and the radio was on low.
Laying in my bath what bliss sun shining through the window, then got my luxurious "Sanctuary" sea salt scrub to begin my pamper.....
using my buff sponge a bit of bath scrub flicked into my eye! **********!! Not only did I have a rock the size of Uluru wedged between my eyelid and eyeball, it was also SALTY rock!! Leapt into the air screaming, jumping up and down trying to get clean water into my eye fell out of the bath! Dogs now barking and scratching at the door trying to find the intruder.
So here I am, unpampered, covered in bruises, two upset dogs, a bathroom that needs mopping up and....
an exfoliated eyeball!!! Not one I would recommend!!
Anne
It's my day off work, hubby said he would take son to school so I decided to give myself a real pamper session.
Ran myself a nice big bath, had all my expensive moisturisers ready for when I got out, got in the bath knowing the dogs were fed and walked, the door was locked, the answerphone was on and the radio was on low.
Laying in my bath what bliss sun shining through the window, then got my luxurious "Sanctuary" sea salt scrub to begin my pamper.....
using my buff sponge a bit of bath scrub flicked into my eye! **********!! Not only did I have a rock the size of Uluru wedged between my eyelid and eyeball, it was also SALTY rock!! Leapt into the air screaming, jumping up and down trying to get clean water into my eye fell out of the bath! Dogs now barking and scratching at the door trying to find the intruder.So here I am, unpampered, covered in bruises, two upset dogs, a bathroom that needs mopping up and....
an exfoliated eyeball!!!
Not one I would recommend!! Anne
May 27th 2005, 11:40 am
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
You set the scene beautifully Anne - I could really picture your little mishap! Hope you have got it all under control again now and the eye is on the mend!
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May 27th 2005, 12:00 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
I bet you looked beautiful when hubby got home with your half shut eye & bruised bum.
May 27th 2005, 12:03 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Aww I do hope your eyes ok 
May 27th 2005, 12:24 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Sounds to me that what you need a pampering session....errrrrr perhaps not!!!!!!!!!! Sorry but you made me lol, hope your feeling now, sent you some karma
Sorry but you made me lol, hope your feeling now, sent you some karma
May 27th 2005, 12:27 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Originally Posted by lynnlovessun
OUCH!!!!!!!! Seriously though if your eye is still sore later on today visit your nearest eye hospital to check you haven't scratched the surface of your eye and next time may I suggest the sanctuary hot sugar scrub - its the best and better than the salt one (smells divine and actually heats up on your skin!)
Lynn
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I totally agree with the hot sugar scrub! It's amazing! Gonnae bring me some out with ya!!
May 27th 2005, 1:19 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Sorry I shouldnt laugh, but couldnt help it Thats the sort of thing that would happen to me! Bet hubby wondered wot the hell had happened to you!
Hope your eye and bruises soon get better.
I love all the Sanctuary stuff, hoarding loads of it to take with me.
Jo
Thats the sort of thing that would happen to me! Bet hubby wondered wot the hell had happened to you!Hope your eye and bruises soon get better.
I love all the Sanctuary stuff, hoarding loads of it to take with me.
Jo
May 27th 2005, 1:23 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
my eye fell out of the bath! Dogs now barking and scratching at the door trying to find the intruder.
This has very worrying connotations
Did you or the dogs find your eye ?
Gillian
May 27th 2005, 2:00 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Originally Posted by sme
This has very worrying connotations
Did you or the dogs find your eye ?
Gillian
Did you or the dogs find your eye ?
Gillian
LOL
May 27th 2005, 2:04 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
giggle giggle. you should know better than to plan ANYTHING.
Hope your eye feels better later.
Louise
Hope your eye feels better later.
Louise
May 27th 2005, 11:47 pm
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Re: you have to be a lady to appreciate
Lol :d :d :d