Megalania

Patriot missile 'downs UK plane'


Soldier detained in fatal attack on Army camp

pommie bastard

This is a sick post but no sicker than the Aussie news who are reporting it like its a race they are running a poor third coming up up with gems like ''We are punching above our weight'' .
Thank god the the Aussies are there and even better that they have such small numbers in the middle east , the bull that they throwning up now is enough.
Small country with a big mouth and bugger all to back it up , the Aussie mentality comes down he who shouts loudest has the most to say .

Megalania

Oh, PB! This was specially for you!

Anyway, looks like drinking blood has put you in a good mood this morning.

pommie bastard

I am never for any war but to hear the little Hitlers running the Aussie news reports which seem to have news on that all other international news channels do not cover seems very strange .
I would have thought that the Aussies had a force 20 times bigger than the pisspot little group that they have sent , yet they are doing most of the fighting according to the reports here , sad tossers.
I always thought you boys live on a differant planet now I know it.

Megalania

"I am never for any war..."

Why on Earth would AusNews run Wannabe ReBorn Masters of the Universe propaganda? Why would Aussies want to help Septic Tanks and Piss Bowls achieve their "manifest destiny"?

We'll keep to our side of the planet, or what's left of it, if you keep to your side.

Perthguy1

You don't have to listen to the aussie news, you have foxtell don't you, listen to that and sthen you might stop whining.

pommie bastard

The want to be Aussies ( could be one yourself?) are doing more than their fair share of whining they did show some of Sky News but changed the text on the bottom of the picture to make out they had some input to the action I repeat sad tossers.
Pisspot little country with a mouth bigger than their standing , sums up the Aussie way .

pommie bastard

Its the small man thing , no international news as mentioned that they have any involvement so up pops like Johnny and his mates
what crap can we tell the voters about our heroic deeds , none to be told well bugger that lets make some up.

Megalania

Do your John Bull patriot missile thing: partake of a falafel with SodThem. The detonation should be the highlight of your existance.

pommie bastard

If you put your life on the line crap happens , the Aussies should be okay seeing that theres so few of them doing that the nearest they have seen action is a fire fight with goat herders and arresting a tug boat plus escorting refueling planes BIG DEAL.

Megalania

But I thought that since your are chockers with crap that you would be the Perfect Pom Bomb.

Think of all those grunting Pommie Bombadeers whose lives would be improved by your dooing the dirty dead.

Lets not forget, you will be remembered on ANZAC day.

pommie bastard

ANZAC day thats a sore point yet again the Aussies were a small force in the Turkey trot yet twist the story and blame the Brits for lack of support ,
The fact we landed 250,00 troops of which you lads where a small part of it passes you by.

Megalania

OK, so you are a coward with a big arsehole.

The WWI parallels do not pass me by. The venue for your Wannabe Masters of the Universe bid has just moved a few degrees longitude east and a few decades forwards. Poms could not even invent a novel enemy.

pommie bastard

The brave Aussies have whinged about every little engaugement that they have been involved in , seems strange that everytime we give a chance to prove they are as good as they say its a stuff up.

Megalania

I gave you the perfect opportunity to become the brave Pommie Bomb and you muff it.

Remember to stuff up your fundamental orifices before lighting the touch paper or you'll just go off like a bublous baboon shaped balloon.