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Old Nov 21st 2005, 5:16 pm
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Originally Posted by Ransi
Why oh why would someone want to shit in the sink?...Funny though...
You tell me

It wasn't funny for us. We had to lock the loo door but 'cos the loos are close to the galleys the stench kept seeping through.

I've never been so glad to get off a bloody plane.
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Old Nov 21st 2005, 5:17 pm
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The worst was 3 weeks ago on a flight when someone poohed in the sink instead of the toilet. The next person who went in came out screaming and had to be put on oxygen 'cos of the shock.
OMG thats foul but so funny, especially needing the oxygen
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Old Nov 21st 2005, 5:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Ransi
Why oh why would someone want to shit in the sink?...Funny though...

It's obvious!

He didn't wonna go on a toilet that everyone else had been using That would be dirty!

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Old Nov 21st 2005, 5:33 pm
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Originally Posted by markeh
It's obvious!

He didn't wonna go on a toilet that everyone else had been using That would be dirty!

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It was a she :scared:
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Old Nov 21st 2005, 5:41 pm
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Originally Posted by suzy
It was a she :scared:
A guy I can kind of understand (drunk with mates egging him on)....but a woman...ugh dirty bitch...obviously she did'nt wash her hands!...
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Old Nov 21st 2005, 5:44 pm
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Originally Posted by Ransi
A guy I can kind of understand (drunk with mates egging him on)....but a woman...ugh dirty bitch...obviously she did'nt wash her hands!...

Yes she did. She used the toilet
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Old Nov 21st 2005, 5:46 pm
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Originally Posted by suzy
Yes she did. She used the toilet
I suppose she was Irish?...
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 3:40 am
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Well, at least that french woman was thoughtful enough to try to open the door so she could have a smoke: shows consideration for her fellow passengers!

Imagine the complaints if she just sparked up in the plane!
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 4:41 am
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Originally Posted by Trevglas
Well, at least that french woman was thoughtful enough to try to open the door so she could have a smoke: shows consideration for her fellow passengers!

Imagine the complaints if she just sparked up in the plane!
You were listening to TripleJ this morning weren't you?
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 7:56 am
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Originally Posted by Trevglas
Well, at least that french woman was thoughtful enough to try to open the door so she could have a smoke: shows consideration for her fellow passengers!

Imagine the complaints if she just sparked up in the plane!

If she was truly thoughtful she'd have smoked in the toilets to cover up the smell of the crap in the sink.
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 12:38 pm
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Originally Posted by A dogs life
If she was truly thoughtful she'd have smoked in the toilets to cover up the smell of the crap in the sink.
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 12:40 pm
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Originally Posted by A dogs life
If she was truly thoughtful she'd have smoked in the toilets to cover up the smell of the crap in the sink.
Yep, then she would have set the smoke alarm off and got sprayed with a fire extinguisher which would have covered the sh**.
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 6:07 pm
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Originally Posted by renth
There's no way anyone would be able to open a door on a plane at altitude as the pressure in the aircraft's cabin holding it shut would be too great.

Even at low altitude I reckon the cabin pressure would be too high to enable the door to be opened.
But the air pressure inside is GREATER than the pressure outside. At cruising altitude the pressure inside the cabin is about 700 millibar and outside (at say 35000ft) would be 140 millibar. Therefore on a typical 1 sq mt cabin door you already have 5.6kg (700 - 140 millibar = 560 hectoPascal = 5.6 kg/sq mt) of force pushing it out.

What would really hold the door in place is the 500mph+ wind outside pushing it flush with the surface of the fuselage.
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 6:23 pm
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Originally Posted by mercador
But the air pressure inside is GREATER than the pressure outside. At cruising altitude the pressure inside the cabin is about 700 millibar and outside (at say 35000ft) would be 140 millibar. Therefore on a typical 1 sq mt cabin door you already have 5.6kg (700 - 140 millibar = 560 hectoPascal = 5.6 kg/sq mt) of force pushing it out
Ahh but the angle of the dangle needs to equal the heat of the meat conversely which in turn is proportionate to the mass of the ass.
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Old Nov 22nd 2005, 7:44 pm
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Originally Posted by Ransi
I suppose she was Irish?...


WRONG SHE MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF " YOUR COUNTRY WOMAN " DIRTY BITCH
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