View Poll Results: Why Australia
Seemed good idea after 8 pints of Fosters
3
25.00%
Love Australian soaps
2
16.67%
No other Country would have me
1
8.33%
After a Kylie look alike
2
16.67%
My mate said its great down there
1
8.33%
On the run from the Police
0
0%
Like sheep and digging holes
0
0%
Love skippy
0
0%
Trying to get away from Rolf Harris
1
8.33%
No where left to go apart from arse end of world
2
16.67%
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Why Australia?
Sep 16th 2002, 1:42 pm
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Why Australia?
I know you lot love pointless polls. try this.
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Sep 16th 2002, 6:29 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by pommie bastard:
I know you lot love pointless polls. try this.
I know you lot love pointless polls. try this.
and i cant make my mind up on just one, cant you help pb one or more of these must have been the shallow reason for you going in the first place.
or are you finding not being near rolf just too painfull.
i know what you mean i think hes great, so caring to the under privaledged like them two little boys he sings about, and the poor chap with three legs.
and well can you tell me the best place to buy me kylie lookalike from, i need to keep this a bit quiet as the missus would prefer us to get a jason donovan.
i think ill have to think about it a bit more.
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Sep 16th 2002, 6:36 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by shaun/lor:
oh its so confusing every time i click the ones that are really important to me the other one disapears.
and i cant make my mind up on just one, cant you help pb one or more of these must have been the shallow reason for you going in the first place.
or are you finding not being near rolf just too painfull.
i know what you mean i think hes great, so caring to the under privaledged like them two little boys he sings about, and the poor chap with three legs.
and well can you tell me the best place to buy me kylie lookalike from, i need to keep this a bit quiet as the missus would prefer us to get a jason donovan.
i think ill have to think about it a bit more.
shaun
oh its so confusing every time i click the ones that are really important to me the other one disapears.
and i cant make my mind up on just one, cant you help pb one or more of these must have been the shallow reason for you going in the first place.
or are you finding not being near rolf just too painfull.
i know what you mean i think hes great, so caring to the under privaledged like them two little boys he sings about, and the poor chap with three legs.
and well can you tell me the best place to buy me kylie lookalike from, i need to keep this a bit quiet as the missus would prefer us to get a jason donovan.
i think ill have to think about it a bit more.
shaun
Sep 16th 2002, 9:15 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
While chuckling at this poll, I had to ask which Australian Prime Minister was it that called Australia "The Arse End of the Universe".
I reckon it was Keating but old man reckons it was Hawke.
Anybody know. What a laugh you just cant imagine G Bush calling the USA the worlds ass can you. .
I reckon it was Keating but old man reckons it was Hawke.
Anybody know. What a laugh you just cant imagine G Bush calling the USA the worlds ass can you. .
Sep 17th 2002, 12:05 am
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. What a laugh you just cant imagine G Bush calling the USA the worlds ass can you
Dotty you are absolutely right, good ole George Jnr would never say something like that about his country.
what he would do however, is refuse to sign global climate change control agreements, despite the fact that his country is the biggest source of pollution on the planet.
I could really go on and on about the "attributes" (that is meant to be tongue in cheek by the way) of GWB but suffice to say the man will not go down in history as the most sensible world leader ever, nor anything close to it.
BTW, I've taken whoever it was's advice and put PB on my ignore list- absolutely wonderful!!! Now his silliness is just erased automatically for me!
Brilliant!
Maria
Dotty you are absolutely right, good ole George Jnr would never say something like that about his country.
what he would do however, is refuse to sign global climate change control agreements, despite the fact that his country is the biggest source of pollution on the planet.
I could really go on and on about the "attributes" (that is meant to be tongue in cheek by the way) of GWB but suffice to say the man will not go down in history as the most sensible world leader ever, nor anything close to it.
BTW, I've taken whoever it was's advice and put PB on my ignore list- absolutely wonderful!!! Now his silliness is just erased automatically for me!
Brilliant!
Maria
Sep 17th 2002, 12:56 am
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by rhicel:
. What a laugh you just cant imagine G Bush calling the USA the worlds ass can you
Dotty you are absolutely right, good ole George Jnr would never say something like that about his country.
what he would do however, is refuse to sign global climate change control agreements, despite the fact that his country is the biggest source of pollution on the planet.
I could really go on and on about the "attributes" (that is meant to be tongue in cheek by the way) of GWB but suffice to say the man will not go down in history as the most sensible world leader ever, nor anything close to it.
Maria
. What a laugh you just cant imagine G Bush calling the USA the worlds ass can you
Dotty you are absolutely right, good ole George Jnr would never say something like that about his country.
what he would do however, is refuse to sign global climate change control agreements, despite the fact that his country is the biggest source of pollution on the planet.
I could really go on and on about the "attributes" (that is meant to be tongue in cheek by the way) of GWB but suffice to say the man will not go down in history as the most sensible world leader ever, nor anything close to it.
Maria
Sep 17th 2002, 8:06 am
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Re: Why Australia?
Weird was hoping there would be a ......
'Hoping that everyone in Oz looks like Holly Valance or Kylie'
'Hoping that everyone in Oz looks like Holly Valance or Kylie'
Sep 17th 2002, 4:09 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by pommie bastard:
The only other country who refused to sign was Australia,when it comes to licking the USA arse they do it best.Good Luck
The only other country who refused to sign was Australia,when it comes to licking the USA arse they do it best.Good Luck
Sep 18th 2002, 11:43 am
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by Herman:
Of course they lick USA arse, Australia is an American state is'nt it?
Of course they lick USA arse, Australia is an American state is'nt it?
Sep 18th 2002, 3:28 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by pommie bastard:
You must live here to make comments like that,next flag will have Stars and Stripes on it.
You must live here to make comments like that,next flag will have Stars and Stripes on it.
Made me laugh on the news the other day - Europeans are getting taller, Aussies are getting fatter. Why? Growth hormones in European meat, fatty fast food becoming the staple diet here. In 20 years time the only sport Aussies will be winning is sumo.
We are returing to UK soon after a few years here. Too far from relatives, too expensive to get anyway from the arse end of the world, don't want fat kids.
Sep 18th 2002, 3:33 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by Herman:
I live in Sydney. Would like fries with that?
Made me laugh on the news the other day - Europeans are getting taller, Aussies are getting fatter. Why? Growth hormones in European meat, fatty fast food becoming the staple diet here. In 20 years time the only sport Aussies will be winning is sumo.
We are returing to UK soon after a few years here. Too far from relatives, too expensive to get anyway from the arse end of the world, don't want fat kids.
I live in Sydney. Would like fries with that?
Made me laugh on the news the other day - Europeans are getting taller, Aussies are getting fatter. Why? Growth hormones in European meat, fatty fast food becoming the staple diet here. In 20 years time the only sport Aussies will be winning is sumo.
We are returing to UK soon after a few years here. Too far from relatives, too expensive to get anyway from the arse end of the world, don't want fat kids.
Yes know what you mean , sounds like you could be be a target for the dreamers on this forum also.Any truth about Australia gets the back up ,of the smug sods on here.
Sep 18th 2002, 3:37 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by pommie bastard:
Yes know what you mean , sounds like you could be be a target for the dreamers on this forum also.Any truth about Australia gets the back up ,of the smug sods on here.
Yes know what you mean , sounds like you could be be a target for the dreamers on this forum also.Any truth about Australia gets the back up ,of the smug sods on here.
Sep 18th 2002, 3:45 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by Herman:
Unconcerned. Been there, done that, you can keep the t-shirt.
Unconcerned. Been there, done that, you can keep the t-shirt.
Do not know a lot about Sidney but its got to be better than Perth , this place has become a part of greater Manchester with the odd scouser a few Scots, Welsh and odd Irish.
Biggest sporting event is when Man Utd plays Liverpool and is shown live on Foxtel ,the pubs are packed out with Northern England lads .
Sep 18th 2002, 3:56 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by pommie bastard:
Do not know a lot about Sidney but its got to be better than Perth , this place has become a part of greater Manchester with the odd scouser a few Scots, Welsh and odd Irish.
Biggest sporting event is when Man Utd plays Liverpool and is shown live on Foxtel ,the pubs are packed out with Northern England lads .
Do not know a lot about Sidney but its got to be better than Perth , this place has become a part of greater Manchester with the odd scouser a few Scots, Welsh and odd Irish.
Biggest sporting event is when Man Utd plays Liverpool and is shown live on Foxtel ,the pubs are packed out with Northern England lads .
Anyway people who love Oz usually have'nt seen the scenery on their own doorsteps - Lake District, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria - come off it, Australia is an UGLY DOG compared to these countries! Gum trees - bah!
Sep 18th 2002, 4:22 pm
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Re: Why Australia?
Originally posted by Herman:
Sydney's OK. Prefer Europe to Australia tho'. Oz has some good scenery but does'nt compensate for distance or lack of funding for key stuff - maternity leave, roads, healthcare, nurses, teachers, honest cops. Its too big, not enough people to pay tax. Hate sport obsession too, so boring.
Anyway people who love Oz usually have'nt seen the scenery on their own doorsteps - Lake District, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria - come off it, Australia is an UGLY DOG compared to these countries! Gum trees - bah!
Sydney's OK. Prefer Europe to Australia tho'. Oz has some good scenery but does'nt compensate for distance or lack of funding for key stuff - maternity leave, roads, healthcare, nurses, teachers, honest cops. Its too big, not enough people to pay tax. Hate sport obsession too, so boring.
Anyway people who love Oz usually have'nt seen the scenery on their own doorsteps - Lake District, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria - come off it, Australia is an UGLY DOG compared to these countries! Gum trees - bah!
Also people here lack drive they look to others to show them how to sort things out , no ideas and no get and go.
I feel that its a case of when you arrive in Australia , put your clock forward and the calender back.
Every cock up ever made in the world ,is about to happen here because they follow not lead , the pollies here are the thickess on the face of the Earth bar none.
Good chating I take it you are under employed as well?
