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Old Dec 18th 2005, 9:26 am
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so many toilets in Australian houses don't have locks on them?

Doesn't in fact bother me in the slightest, but I did walk in on my mate's wife today. Luckily she thought it was a hoot.

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Old Dec 18th 2005, 9:37 am
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More to the point wheres the frekin hand basin to wash ya hands afterwards
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More to the point wheres the frekin hand basin to wash ya hands afterwards
The laundry
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The laundry
yeah, nice one How many surfaces can you touch after having a dump BEFORE you wash your hands??? :scared:

Wonder who has the most?
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Originally Posted by hevs
yeah, nice one How many surfaces can you touch after having a dump BEFORE you wash your hands??? :scared:

Wonder who has the most?
Put a poll up .........who's the dirtiest bastard in Aus ??
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Originally Posted by hevs
the sink?!
bloody hell never thought about that.

So many UK houses only have one toilet that I'm grateful for having an extra one on it's own. The sink never came in to it.

Besides, I normally use the edge of the roll to dig out my fingernails.
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Originally Posted by hevs
yeah, nice one How many surfaces can you touch after having a dump BEFORE you wash your hands??? :scared:
well, the toilet flush and door handle, for a start. :scared: You'd have to wash your hands after going IN, and before touching your own bits. Problem is, you'd be locked in a loop because you'd have to immediately leave for the laundry to wash them, and shuffle backwards and forwards..

the secret is to leave the door open the first time and not close it ...
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Originally Posted by thatsnotquiteright

the secret is to leave the door open the first time and not close it ...
And let the dump smells permeate the house nicely.....
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Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Put a poll up .........who's the dirtiest bastard in Aus ??
I would if i could
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Originally Posted by thatsnotquiteright
so many toilets in Australian houses don't have locks on them?

Doesn't in fact bother me in the slightest, but I did walk in on my mate's wife today. Luckily she thought it was a hoot.

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The reason is, so that your mate's wife and you can give each other a quick flash and it all looks perfectly innocent!



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Default Re: Why is it that...

Originally Posted by thatsnotquiteright
so many toilets in Australian houses don't have locks on them?

Doesn't in fact bother me in the slightest, but I did walk in on my mate's wife today. Luckily she thought it was a hoot.

TNQR
Those buggers in office dont have partition at pee...
bloddy people concentrate more on other bowl then theirs when pee...
thats what more irritates me...
BLODDY I CANT CONCENTRATE...

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