Well i thought it was funny !!
Feb 13th 2004, 9:41 pm
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Well i thought it was funny !!
A woman living down south(for arguments sake,say Essex) was drinking in a pub.
Her eyes were drawn to a bloke wearing wellies(for arguments sake ,say he was from Ireland)with a label on each wellie, saying L&R.
Intregued by this, the woman went up to the bloke and asked about the L&R label son his wellies.
"Well",the bloke explained, "cos i'm a bit thick, the L stands for Right foot, and the L stands for left foot".
" Oh" ,said the woman from the south.
" Does that explain why i have a label saying C&A, on my knickers?.
Her eyes were drawn to a bloke wearing wellies(for arguments sake ,say he was from Ireland)with a label on each wellie, saying L&R.
Intregued by this, the woman went up to the bloke and asked about the L&R label son his wellies.
"Well",the bloke explained, "cos i'm a bit thick, the L stands for Right foot, and the L stands for left foot".
" Oh" ,said the woman from the south.
" Does that explain why i have a label saying C&A, on my knickers?.
Feb 13th 2004, 9:45 pm
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Re: Well i thought it was funny !!
Originally posted by Arron
A woman living down south(for arguments sake,say Essex) was drinking in a pub.
Her eyes were drawn to a bloke wearing wellies(for arguments sake ,say he was from Ireland)with a label on each wellie, saying L&R.
Intregued by this, the woman went up to the bloke and asked about the L&R label son his wellies.
"Well",the bloke explained, "cos i'm a bit thick, the L stands for Right foot, and the L stands for left foot".
" Oh" ,said the woman from the south.
" Does that explain why i have a label saying C&A, on my knickers?.
A woman living down south(for arguments sake,say Essex) was drinking in a pub.
Her eyes were drawn to a bloke wearing wellies(for arguments sake ,say he was from Ireland)with a label on each wellie, saying L&R.
Intregued by this, the woman went up to the bloke and asked about the L&R label son his wellies.
"Well",the bloke explained, "cos i'm a bit thick, the L stands for Right foot, and the L stands for left foot".
" Oh" ,said the woman from the south.
" Does that explain why i have a label saying C&A, on my knickers?.
Feb 13th 2004, 9:46 pm
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that is soooooooo old....but i still laugh! 
Feb 13th 2004, 9:46 pm
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Feb 13th 2004, 9:47 pm
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Re: Well i thought it was funny !!
Originally posted by Arron
A woman living down south(for arguments sake,say Essex) was drinking in a pub.
Her eyes were drawn to a bloke wearing wellies(for arguments sake ,say he was from Ireland)with a label on each wellie, saying L&R.
Intregued by this, the woman went up to the bloke and asked about the L&R label son his wellies.
"Well",the bloke explained, "cos i'm a bit thick, the L stands for Right foot, and the L stands for left foot".
" Oh" ,said the woman from the south.
" Does that explain why i have a label saying C&A, on my knickers?.
A woman living down south(for arguments sake,say Essex) was drinking in a pub.
Her eyes were drawn to a bloke wearing wellies(for arguments sake ,say he was from Ireland)with a label on each wellie, saying L&R.
Intregued by this, the woman went up to the bloke and asked about the L&R label son his wellies.
"Well",the bloke explained, "cos i'm a bit thick, the L stands for Right foot, and the L stands for left foot".
" Oh" ,said the woman from the south.
" Does that explain why i have a label saying C&A, on my knickers?.
Feb 13th 2004, 9:51 pm
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A very nasty man(for arguments sake say Harold Shipman) was eating a curry in prison.
The prison officer asked "did you enjoy your curry ?"
" Great, but i could have murdered a nan"
The prison officer asked "did you enjoy your curry ?"
" Great, but i could have murdered a nan"
Feb 13th 2004, 9:53 pm
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Originally posted by Arron
A very nasty man(for arguments sake say Harold Shipman) was eating a curry in prison.
The prison officer asked "did you enjoy your curry ?"
" Great, but i could have murdered a nan"
A very nasty man(for arguments sake say Harold Shipman) was eating a curry in prison.
The prison officer asked "did you enjoy your curry ?"
" Great, but i could have murdered a nan"
Keep it up.
Feb 13th 2004, 9:54 pm
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confussed on both of them..... 
lol....
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lol....kayleigh
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Feb 13th 2004, 9:55 pm
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Originally posted by slowmacro
confussed on both of them..... lol....
kayleigh
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confussed on both of them.....
lol....kayleigh
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Feb 13th 2004, 9:57 pm
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Originally posted by Bix
Lot of blondes around.
Lot of blondes around.
Feb 13th 2004, 9:58 pm
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Originally posted by Bix
Are all your jokes in such bad taste ?
Keep it up.
Are all your jokes in such bad taste ?
Keep it up.
Feb 13th 2004, 9:58 pm
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Originally posted by Arron
A very nasty man(for arguments sake say Harold Shipman) was eating a curry in prison.
The prison officer asked "did you enjoy your curry ?"
" Great, but i could have murdered a nan"
A very nasty man(for arguments sake say Harold Shipman) was eating a curry in prison.
The prison officer asked "did you enjoy your curry ?"
" Great, but i could have murdered a nan"
Feb 13th 2004, 9:58 pm
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do they mean lots of blonds around
kayleigh
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kayleigh
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Feb 13th 2004, 10:03 pm
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Originally posted by wengerboy
what`s the difference between a dog being hit by a car and a spuds supporter being hit by a car? you`ll find skid marks in front of the dog
what`s the difference between a dog being hit by a car and a spuds supporter being hit by a car? you`ll find skid marks in front of the dog
Feb 13th 2004, 10:06 pm
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Originally posted by I want out
I've got one about some people (from China say) but dare not tell for fear of getting crucified or worse still banned
I've got one about some people (from China say) but dare not tell for fear of getting crucified or worse still banned