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Originally posted by Florida_03
The Goose and Ostrich
The Goose and Ostrich
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Originally posted by WBB
is it just me or.........?
is it just me or.........?
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Originally posted by Florida_03
No sorry mate...the name of your pub lacks...a certain...honk...
No sorry mate...the name of your pub lacks...a certain...honk...
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Originally posted by Florida_03
The Goose and Ostrich
The Goose and Ostrich
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"The ostrich is known for "burying its head in the sand" to conceal itself. This is a myth."
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Rum and Coke please ... we went to the local sunday market this morning and one of the stalls was selling "free range ostrich eggs" lol ... really
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Originally posted by hevs
The kangaroo and road train........
The kangaroo and road train........
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Originally posted by Larissa
Pour me a triple baileys... can't sleep... you can be barmaid Florida
Pour me a triple baileys... can't sleep... you can be barmaid Florida
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Originally posted by Larissa
Actually, Megs can be barmaid, Florida can be the juke box
Actually, Megs can be barmaid, Florida can be the juke box
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Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
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