A wee funny...............
Sep 6th 2005, 6:30 am
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A wee funny...............
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that therather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I
thought you might be the father of one of my children !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse
No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher
Sep 6th 2005, 6:53 am
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Re: A wee funny...............
Originally Posted by biggy
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that therather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I
thought you might be the father of one of my children !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse
No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher
PMSL !!!!!
liked that one !!
Sep 6th 2005, 7:46 am
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Re: A wee funny...............
Rofl
Sep 6th 2005, 8:04 am
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Re: A wee funny...............
been waiting all day for a good laugh!!! love it!
Sep 6th 2005, 8:53 am
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Re: A wee funny...............
Will go through the day with a little smile on my face now... it'll drive the kids nuts!!!!!!!!!1
Sep 6th 2005, 9:15 am
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Re: A wee funny...............
LMAO!!!!!
the first line takes me back a couple of weeks, while me and other half were out shopping with the kids. went in primark where a friend of mine works, she saw kids and smiled at them, then at my other half. thing is, he didnt know i knew her or that she knew kids. so there he was, grinning like a nutter cos some cute blond in her early 20s was smiling at him!!!!! he looked at me and tried to act nonchalent............id twigged what was going on.........then looked over and smiled back at her.
when i got served i went over to him and asked him what he was smiling at....he just shrugged....then i went and said helo to my mate, and we both had a good laugh at him!!!!
men......what trollops!
sue
the first line takes me back a couple of weeks, while me and other half were out shopping with the kids. went in primark where a friend of mine works, she saw kids and smiled at them, then at my other half. thing is, he didnt know i knew her or that she knew kids. so there he was, grinning like a nutter cos some cute blond in her early 20s was smiling at him!!!!! he looked at me and tried to act nonchalent............id twigged what was going on.........then looked over and smiled back at her.
when i got served i went over to him and asked him what he was smiling at....he just shrugged....then i went and said helo to my mate, and we both had a good laugh at him!!!!
men......what trollops!
sue
