Weddings
Jan 24th 2004, 4:00 am
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Weddings
Why do you get less time for murder than you do for marriage?
And do you all think I'm mad? Here I am, minding my own business and living a nice quiet life in front of the TV, when suddenly this mad pommy Sheila erupts into my unit, dragging a computer and assorted teddy bears behind her.
Next thing I know I've got a huge credit card bill to pay, loads of new relatives with birthdays I have to remember, her insane friend to deal with who rings up at strange hours, and she even wants to watch the TV sometimes! Plus she spends all hours on this forum thing, talking to people I've never met.
Now she tells me we have to go out next weekend cos there's a wedding happening, and we are the star attraction! Costing me a fortune, she's getting all stressed and keeps muttering about flowers and cakes, and one of the guys at work says I can't even apply for parole, once I'm in thats it for life!:scared:
Help! Any suggestions!! Or should I just have a word with that nice Amanda about her visa?!
And do you all think I'm mad? Here I am, minding my own business and living a nice quiet life in front of the TV, when suddenly this mad pommy Sheila erupts into my unit, dragging a computer and assorted teddy bears behind her.
Next thing I know I've got a huge credit card bill to pay, loads of new relatives with birthdays I have to remember, her insane friend to deal with who rings up at strange hours, and she even wants to watch the TV sometimes! Plus she spends all hours on this forum thing, talking to people I've never met.
Now she tells me we have to go out next weekend cos there's a wedding happening, and we are the star attraction! Costing me a fortune, she's getting all stressed and keeps muttering about flowers and cakes, and one of the guys at work says I can't even apply for parole, once I'm in thats it for life!:scared:
Help! Any suggestions!! Or should I just have a word with that nice Amanda about her visa?!
Jan 24th 2004, 4:02 am
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Re: Weddings
Originally posted by The Bloke
Why do you get less time for murder than you do for marriage?
And do you all think I'm mad? Here I am, minding my own business and living a nice quiet life in front of the TV, when suddenly this mad pommy Sheila erupts into my unit, dragging a computer and assorted teddy bears behind her.
Next thing I know I've got a huge credit card bill to pay, loads of new relatives with birthdays I have to remember, her insane friend to deal with who rings up at strange hours, and she even wants to watch the TV sometimes! Plus she spends all hours on this forum thing, talking to people I've never met.
Now she tells me we have to go out next weekend cos there's a wedding happening, and we are the star attraction! Costing me a fortune, she's getting all stressed and keeps muttering about flowers and cakes, and one of the guys at work says I can't even apply for parole, once I'm in thats it for life!:scared:
Help! Any suggestions!! Or should I just have a word with that nice Amanda about her visa?!
Why do you get less time for murder than you do for marriage?
And do you all think I'm mad? Here I am, minding my own business and living a nice quiet life in front of the TV, when suddenly this mad pommy Sheila erupts into my unit, dragging a computer and assorted teddy bears behind her.
Next thing I know I've got a huge credit card bill to pay, loads of new relatives with birthdays I have to remember, her insane friend to deal with who rings up at strange hours, and she even wants to watch the TV sometimes! Plus she spends all hours on this forum thing, talking to people I've never met.
Now she tells me we have to go out next weekend cos there's a wedding happening, and we are the star attraction! Costing me a fortune, she's getting all stressed and keeps muttering about flowers and cakes, and one of the guys at work says I can't even apply for parole, once I'm in thats it for life!:scared:
Help! Any suggestions!! Or should I just have a word with that nice Amanda about her visa?!
Jan 24th 2004, 4:07 am
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Cor you lot are quick off the mark aren't you! Don't miss a thing.
I was sort of hoping she'd become Mrs Bloke, but she says Mr Pollyana sounds better cos she's the bossy one!
I was sort of hoping she'd become Mrs Bloke, but she says Mr Pollyana sounds better cos she's the bossy one!
Jan 24th 2004, 4:14 am
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Originally posted by The Bloke
Cor you lot are quick off the mark aren't you! Don't miss a thing.
I was sort of hoping she'd become Mrs Bloke, but she says Mr Pollyana sounds better cos she's the bossy one!
Cor you lot are quick off the mark aren't you! Don't miss a thing.
I was sort of hoping she'd become Mrs Bloke, but she says Mr Pollyana sounds better cos she's the bossy one!
Jan 24th 2004, 4:16 am
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Originally posted by The Bloke
Cor you lot are quick off the mark aren't you! Don't miss a thing.
I was sort of hoping she'd become Mrs Bloke, but she says Mr Pollyana sounds better cos she's the bossy one!
Cor you lot are quick off the mark aren't you! Don't miss a thing.
I was sort of hoping she'd become Mrs Bloke, but she says Mr Pollyana sounds better cos she's the bossy one!
Jan 24th 2004, 4:20 am
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She gets through the cheese too fast, doesn't get a chance to be mouldy. All sorts of funny stuff in the fridge now that I never heard of before - whats wrong with basic Cheese after all!
And she still nags away at me, and talks a load of rubbish, when she's on the forum - have to keep turning the telly up to drown her out!
And she still nags away at me, and talks a load of rubbish, when she's on the forum - have to keep turning the telly up to drown her out!
Jan 24th 2004, 7:15 am
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Re: Weddings
Originally posted by The Bloke Help! Any suggestions!! Or should I just have a word with that nice Amanda about her visa?!
By the time she's back, the cricket will be over.
Jan 24th 2004, 7:43 am
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Eerr! she wants to watch the cricket
Jan 24th 2004, 8:44 am
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Originally posted by The Bloke
She gets through the cheese too fast, doesn't get a chance to be mouldy. All sorts of funny stuff in the fridge now that I never heard of before - whats wrong with basic Cheese after all!
And she still nags away at me, and talks a load of rubbish, when she's on the forum - have to keep turning the telly up to drown her out!
She gets through the cheese too fast, doesn't get a chance to be mouldy. All sorts of funny stuff in the fridge now that I never heard of before - whats wrong with basic Cheese after all!
And she still nags away at me, and talks a load of rubbish, when she's on the forum - have to keep turning the telly up to drown her out!
i agree on the cheese issue, but i think you might be in a spot of bother when she reads the second paragraph.
BTW welcome to the forum.
Jan 24th 2004, 8:50 am
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Teddies? I thought it was all trouser snakes??
Jan 24th 2004, 8:55 am
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Hello Mr Pollyana
Looking forward to meeting you and Polly at the end of February.
Hope you have a great day for your wedding. We can't wait to see the photos!
Regards
Looking forward to meeting you and Polly at the end of February.
Hope you have a great day for your wedding. We can't wait to see the photos!
Regards
Jan 24th 2004, 10:00 am
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I'd like ot wish you all the best, and i hope you are as happy as me and my man. 
Jan 24th 2004, 12:07 pm
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All the best for you and Polly both next week and in the future.
Remember, Pom sheilas make good wives even if they have to be taught how to wrestle gators!
Remember, Pom sheilas make good wives even if they have to be taught how to wrestle gators!
Jan 24th 2004, 12:11 pm
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welcome BLOKE! you certainly know how to pick a good un, stealing all our loveliest sheilas and dragging them (by the hair in that macho ozzie way no doubt) 12000 miles, the pomms will never forgive ya. Enjoy it mate, worry about the visa bills later
Hevs xxx
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Jan 24th 2004, 12:17 pm
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hello mate
I'll see you in Brissy Saturday.
I might even gatecrash your stag night, and shout you a beer.
Let me get this right, Ford, yes?
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I'll see you in Brissy Saturday.
I might even gatecrash your stag night, and shout you a beer.
Let me get this right, Ford, yes?
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