Cheetah7

Right, he was one of the oldest trolls on here, and I for one liked him.

We need to hunt him down and find him. There are ways to bring him back and we should act right away.

I have thought of a few ways to entice the Wombat back, so please add to it as you see fit.

1. Start a thread about how you want to move to Australia as you have heard it is lovely and hot all year round and just like England but with sunshine.

2. Start a thread on how when England lose the cricket, it is ONLY to make the Aussies feel better.

3. Say that you have moved to Australia but is there any chance the flies could be removed and why oh why don't they have M&S?

4. Whinge about everything. Move to Australia and then start a thread that although you have only been there 3 days, you are so incredibly homesick and you are sure you will be able to slot back to your old job. And then add in very large letters 'At least I tried'.

5. Start a thread saying that all Aussie men wear 'wife beaters' and hats with cork screws as you have seen it in 'Young Doctors'.

Then with all these inflammatory threads floating around, I am sure it will only be a matter of time before the Wombat comes back and bashes those responsible.

Please add to the list as I don't know Wombat that well, but Im sure there are others that will know just what sets Wombat off.


Here is the poster, put it in your shops and everywhere;


WANTED

Wombat42

He has gone AWOL and we need to find him quickly. The BE board is in danger of not having anyone to POMMIE Bash and this needs to be rectified.

REWARD $100000000000

Perthforme

I'll be him for that reward

Cheetah7

No but if you know what annoys the wombat more than anything in the world, you must put it down as bait.

Then you can have the reward.

Perthforme

i think if we promise not to enter Australia then he will be happy

merlotsmum

Aussie73 has buggered off too!

Lordflasheart

Maybe some food would entice him back?
Well according to http://www.wombat.echidna.id.au/animals/wombat1.htm
"The available food (for the western and southern Australian Wombat) tends to be fibrous and low in water and protein." - which sounds like a very unappetising piece of wood to me.

Beer might work though.

Steve G

No staying power these Aussies!!

merlotsmum

Yep and they have a pop at us POMS . . . have the deregistered willingly or where they pushed?

Have they come back in another guise

MM

jad n rich

Are they on the 'other forum' the one that sends PM's to people on this one to sign up perhaps hes been recruited

merlotsmum

Oh the secret handshake

Getting images of Allo Allo now

Perthforme

Got bored of that very fast

charlie brown

I TOLD YOU HE'S ON HOLIDAY IN THE UK , I,LL SHOUT HIM A BEER IF HE WANT,S TO COME OUT FOR A DRINK . now that gets most Aussies to pay attention

Perthforme

The Aussies can't drink a whole pint , they like a scooner its a glass " for the ladies "

Cheetah7

(runs in out of breath)

Rumours have it Wombat is watching silently from the sidelines.

A pair of shitty pants have been found with wombat faeces on them.

(runs back out again)

jad n rich

Wombat didnt want to admit it but he was caught up in australias brain drain, another brilliant aussie snapped up by the lure of high wages overseas and hes currently living in OMG :scared: The UK