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Old Jul 29th 2005, 3:15 am
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I've just received an email form a former tennant who we had to evict because she decided to only pay half her rent.

I only found out, after she moved in that she is a witch, seriously a proper witch.

In it she calls me an a**hole and a w*nker and the icing on the cake is...

SHE HAS PLACED A CURSE ON ME!!!! :scared: :scared:

Can you believe it?
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Old Jul 29th 2005, 7:11 am
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I thought real witches didnt do that sort of thing because whatever you give out you get back threefold....
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Originally Posted by renth
I've just received an email form a former tennant who we had to evict because she decided to only pay half her rent.

I only found out, after she moved in that she is a witch, seriously a proper witch.

In it she calls me an a**hole and a w*nker and the icing on the cake is...

SHE HAS PLACED A CURSE ON ME!!!! :scared: :scared:

Can you believe it?
Ooooohhhh I bet you're really scared now.....


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Old Jul 29th 2005, 7:25 am
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Ooooohhhh I bet you're really scared now.....
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More annoyed. I'd be more worried if she had told me she'd put a contract out on my life. She is a nutter though, hope she doesn't burn the house down.
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More annoyed. I'd be more worried if she had told me she'd put a contract out on my life. She is a nutter though, hope she doesn't burn the house down.
Just up the insurance a bit to be on the safe side

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Just up the insurance a bit to be on the safe side
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Mate, I've already thought about how the insurance company will hire a team of lawyers to find a way not to pay me if the house DOES burn down.
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I know a witch who got made redundant. She put a curse on her employers. They have since had two burglaries, lost all their custom and are soon to go out of business :scared: Don't think I'll get on her wrong side
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I blame JK Rowling...
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Originally Posted by renth
I've just received an email form a former tennant who we had to evict because she decided to only pay half her rent.

I only found out, after she moved in that she is a witch, seriously a proper witch.

In it she calls me an a**hole and a w*nker and the icing on the cake is...

SHE HAS PLACED A CURSE ON ME!!!! :scared: :scared:

Can you believe it?
Anything to do with Pork bellies!!!
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I know a witch who got made redundant. She put a curse on her employers. They have since had two burglaries, lost all their custom and are soon to go out of business :scared: Don't think I'll get on her wrong side
That will make him feel better then.
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SHE HAS PLACED A CURSE ON ME!!!! :scared: :scared:
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Write back and tell her that you see her curse and raise her a spell removing Hex.


Or maybe tell her that since becoming an Aussie the other day you are now covered by the global "She'll be right" anti-spell.

Failing that, try one of these - I got them off the Internet so they must be true...........
Hex Removal Spells or Protection from Black Magic Spells are very affective and useful to destroy all the evil and black magic etc. If your enemy has done any type of magic on you it can be many reasons due to jealousy or for money or any thing, if there is some type of curse, jinx, hex, bad karma or any such evil on you due to evil spells, witchcraft or black magic etc then you may immediately go for these very strong and powerful selves and be free from all these evil powers.

Are things happening to you that you can't explain?
Well maybe someone's put a hex on you. Here's a spell to undo what's been done!
YOU NEED: black candle, water and a black bowl
PLACE THE CANDLE INTO THE BLACK BOWL, FIX THE CANDLE TO THE BOWL USING THE WAX DRIPPINGS FROM THE CANDLE SO THAT IT STANDS ALONE. FILL THE BOWL TO THE RIM WITH FRESH WATER, WITHOUT WETTING THE WICK. BREATHE DEEPLY AND MEDITATE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES. WHEN YOUR MIND IS CLEAR, LIGHT THE CANDLE. VISUALIZE THE POWER OF THE SPELL CAST AGAINST YOU AS LIVING WITHIN THE CANDLES FLAME. AS THE CANDLE BURNS DOWN, IT WILL SPLUTTER AND GO OUT AS IT TOUCHES THE WATER. AS IT IS EXTINGUISHED BY THE WATER, THE SPELL IS BROKEN .FINALLY, DIG A HOLE IN TO THE GROUND, POUR THE WATER INTO IT, THEN BURY THE CANDLE.

In the dark of the moon, spread a table with some cloth of a dark color.
Ragged and dusty. At the four corners, set black candles unlit. In the
center of the table, set a open wooden box. On a small flat stone, enscribe
your enemy's name reversed. Spit upon it and set it within the box. Light
the four candles with a burning straw or taper. Cast into the box a handful
of bitter weeds: chicory, dandelion, etc.
Fix the curse with these words...
That thou shalt be turned into a stone,
And that all thy wits shall be turned front to back,
And that over thy face the loathsomeness shall creep,
And that as in a coffin thy limbs shall be bound,
And that light shall be withheld from thine eyes,
And that thy house and lands shall be impoverished and spoiled,
And that all the nourishment shall taste to thy toungue as wormwood,
And that shou shalt be held alien from thy fellow man,
And that these things shall be so until I release thee,
I spread this table and mark this stone
And spit upon it and conceal it,
And light these candles and apply these poisons,
And fix this curse upon thee
In the names of the Four Fires
Whose names are RIL, YUT, SAR, and LOD,
Who shall consume thee as they are consumed

Remain watching by the candles until the are burnt out. These things may be taken away but the stone must be buried near you house until the spell is withdrawn.


Cheers,

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Originally Posted by renth

SHE HAS PLACED A CURSE ON ME!!!! :scared: :scared:

Can you believe it?
I can believe it renth, there are some real bad people around. Let's hope nothing bad happens eh?
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I don't have too much in the way of experience when it comes to dealing with witches but I think I would approach the problem like this:

If she's not a real witch then no problem with the curse, you can forget about that. But if she's not a real witch then she's probably a nutter and that can be just as troublesome.

If she is a real witch then she probably isn't a nutter too. But the curse problem might need dealing with by a specialist in curse removal.

I often wonder who are the most powerful when it comes to sorcery. Your European pagen style of witch, your traditional african wichdoctor, aboriginal specialists or shamen from the new world. An occult version of the olympics would settle it once and for all.

If I was you I'd try to establish if she was a W or an N.
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Blinking charlatans, get us all a bad name they do
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Old Aug 4th 2005, 5:34 am
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Default Re: Warning for those renting out UK house

Originally Posted by renth
I've just received an email form a former tennant who we had to evict because she decided to only pay half her rent.

I only found out, after she moved in that she is a witch, seriously a proper witch.

In it she calls me an a**hole and a w*nker and the icing on the cake is...

SHE HAS PLACED A CURSE ON ME!!!! :scared: :scared:

Can you believe it?
LOL, sorry but I think it's funny, I have a warped sense of humour. She can't be a witch - only in an eyes of a Christian is she a witch. So she is a witch to you ( I believe you are Christian, as you swore the oath didn't you at your citizenship) .

If she actually says she's a witch herself , the "witch" word - she has Christian beliefs rooted in her ( witch is a Christian/church brought in word). and no real self respecting pagan would ever call themselves this insulting Christian label.
( I blame the modern trends, fashion - lol). I'm always amused by some who call themselves witches.

Not to worry Renth haven't you heard of their ( the trendies lol) so called three fold "laws" etc- perhaps you should remind your so-called "witch" of this

Sorry - I'm cracking up, you can't be serious !! lol
Lodge a complaint to the police, saying you have reason to believe she may burn your house down or something .Mind you they probably can"t do anything about it until she does something though ( unless you do have threatening letters from her etc)
But I would warn them there is a nutter about lol ( that's if you are seriously worried about it)


P.S. Now I know why I read this forum -it doesn't half make me laugh sometimes. I've heard it all now - Renth's evicted cursing witch LOL - sorry, not funny to you I suppose.
It's a serious matter if she is a real nutter

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