Wanted Down Under - Series 6
#76
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
Must have been devastating for you mate. I got up to go to work this morning and it was 3 degrees, belting down with rain and the wind was howling. The hours drive up the M4 was a bit ropey but not as bad as some of the days in the last couple of weeks where the wind has been ready to blow you across the lanes if you aren't switched on and I've lost count of the number of accidents I've driven past due to the conditions. If I have to spend a few of months per year not out in the sun compared to nine months of the year not out in the rain I will take that as a pretty good deal at the moment. I may not be saying that in a few years time but won't know until I try eh?
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night. Sometimes it's one extreme to another Hence the fishing from 4-8 it's simply to hot to be out there after that.
#77
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
Is anyone able to pinpoint the year when UK kids lost their waterproof coating?
#78
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
Diary of a Brisbane Summer (by a Pom)
August 31st
Just got transferred with work into our new home in Brisbane!! Now this is
a
city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy
evenings.
What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the verandah.
It was beautiful. I've finally found my home.
I love it here.
September 13th:
Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a
sun
worshiper.
September 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and
rocks.
What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher
today, but I love it here.
October 10th
The temperature hasn't been below 30 all week. How do people get used
to
this kind of heat?
At least today it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat
and
humidity is taking longer that I expected.
October 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed 3days of work. What a dumb thing to do.
I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate
like
this.
October 20th:
I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen up
to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $3,000 leather upholstery.
I told the kids that she ran away.
The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat poo. I learned my lesson
though.
No more pets in this heat.
October 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant bloody blow dryer!! And it's hot
as
hell.
The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged
$200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts.
October 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.
Bloody $450,000 house and we can't even go inside.
Why did I ever come here?
November 4th:
It's 35 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but this bloody humidity
makes the house feel like it's about 30.
Stupid repairman. I hate this stupid place.
November 8th:
If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm
going to
strangle him.
Bloody heat. By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling
over,
my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
November 9th:
Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black
leather
seats in the ol' car. I thought my arse was on fire.
I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my
arse.
Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat.
November 10th:
The weather report might as well be a bloody recording.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do
anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up
next week.
Doesn't it ever rain in this damn place?
Water rationing will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just
might dry up and blow into the bloody pool. Even the palms can't live
in
this heat.
November 14th:
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 38 today.
Now the air-conditioner's gone in my car.
The repairman came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you
today?"
My wife had to spend the $2,500 house payment to bail my arse out of jail
for assulting the repairman.
Bloody Brisbane. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live
here?
December 1st:
WHAT????? This is the first day of Summer???? You are f**king kidding
#79
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Joined: Dec 2002
Location: Keep true friends and puppets close, trust no-one else...
Posts: 93,814
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
As has been mentioned previously some of us who are on this new series are members of various migration forums and maybe it should be remembered that that how the people are shown is rarely in their control. I knew this going into it and accepted it. I also have the view that I would rather have the brass ones to get out there and do it than sit at home picking holes in those who do.
Si
Hope the programmers have treated you fairly kindly!
#80
Home and Happy
Joined: Dec 2002
Location: Keep true friends and puppets close, trust no-one else...
Posts: 93,814
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
You can always throw a warm coat on in the cold, sure it's sometimes chilly. Once your down to your singlet & stubbies & still sweating like a scouser in Dixon's you just live have to live with it. One thing I've learnt is that the U.K is far more temperate than Australia, I'll not bag those dull overcast days ever again. It's 11.30 at night here & the temp is still a hot sticky 25°c
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night. Sometimes it's one extreme to another Hence the fishing from 4-8 it's simply to hot to be out there after that.
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night. Sometimes it's one extreme to another Hence the fishing from 4-8 it's simply to hot to be out there after that.
Had to laugh at work today, air con was on supercold so we were wearing several layers - I had 2 shirts, a jumper and a jacket on. So to go outside for a sandwich I had to take 3 of those layers off before venturing out into 32 degrees, or cook. And the forecast for the week is for it to increase to the high 30s. Its not fun when working, day after day, I don't expect anyone to be put off by my observations, but please, just think about how the one extreme can be as bad as the other.
#81
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 1,217
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
Im guessing its hotter further north and inland also??
#82
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Joined: Dec 2011
Location: Whyalla, SA. From Wakefield, UK.
Posts: 237
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
Staying in is staying in. Have you read the Diary of a Pom in Perth/Brisbane/Alice Springs? Many a true word said in jest
Diary of a Brisbane Summer (by a Pom)
August 31st
Just got transferred with work into our new home in Brisbane!! Now this is
a
city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy
evenings.
What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the verandah.
It was beautiful. I've finally found my home.
I love it here.
September 13th:
Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a
sun
worshiper.
September 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and
rocks.
What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher
today, but I love it here.
October 10th
The temperature hasn't been below 30 all week. How do people get used
to
this kind of heat?
At least today it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat
and
humidity is taking longer that I expected.
October 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed 3days of work. What a dumb thing to do.
I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate
like
this.
October 20th:
I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen up
to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $3,000 leather upholstery.
I told the kids that she ran away.
The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat poo. I learned my lesson
though.
No more pets in this heat.
October 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant bloody blow dryer!! And it's hot
as
hell.
The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged
$200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts.
October 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.
Bloody $450,000 house and we can't even go inside.
Why did I ever come here?
November 4th:
It's 35 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but this bloody humidity
makes the house feel like it's about 30.
Stupid repairman. I hate this stupid place.
November 8th:
If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm
going to
strangle him.
Bloody heat. By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling
over,
my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
November 9th:
Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black
leather
seats in the ol' car. I thought my arse was on fire.
I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my
arse.
Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat.
November 10th:
The weather report might as well be a bloody recording.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do
anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up
next week.
Doesn't it ever rain in this damn place?
Water rationing will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just
might dry up and blow into the bloody pool. Even the palms can't live
in
this heat.
November 14th:
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 38 today.
Now the air-conditioner's gone in my car.
The repairman came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you
today?"
My wife had to spend the $2,500 house payment to bail my arse out of jail
for assulting the repairman.
Bloody Brisbane. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live
here?
December 1st:
WHAT????? This is the first day of Summer???? You are f**king kidding
Diary of a Brisbane Summer (by a Pom)
August 31st
Just got transferred with work into our new home in Brisbane!! Now this is
a
city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy
evenings.
What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the verandah.
It was beautiful. I've finally found my home.
I love it here.
September 13th:
Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a
sun
worshiper.
September 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and
rocks.
What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher
today, but I love it here.
October 10th
The temperature hasn't been below 30 all week. How do people get used
to
this kind of heat?
At least today it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat
and
humidity is taking longer that I expected.
October 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed 3days of work. What a dumb thing to do.
I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate
like
this.
October 20th:
I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen up
to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $3,000 leather upholstery.
I told the kids that she ran away.
The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat poo. I learned my lesson
though.
No more pets in this heat.
October 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant bloody blow dryer!! And it's hot
as
hell.
The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged
$200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts.
October 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.
Bloody $450,000 house and we can't even go inside.
Why did I ever come here?
November 4th:
It's 35 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but this bloody humidity
makes the house feel like it's about 30.
Stupid repairman. I hate this stupid place.
November 8th:
If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm
going to
strangle him.
Bloody heat. By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling
over,
my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
November 9th:
Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black
leather
seats in the ol' car. I thought my arse was on fire.
I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my
arse.
Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat.
November 10th:
The weather report might as well be a bloody recording.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do
anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up
next week.
Doesn't it ever rain in this damn place?
Water rationing will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just
might dry up and blow into the bloody pool. Even the palms can't live
in
this heat.
November 14th:
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 38 today.
Now the air-conditioner's gone in my car.
The repairman came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you
today?"
My wife had to spend the $2,500 house payment to bail my arse out of jail
for assulting the repairman.
Bloody Brisbane. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live
here?
December 1st:
WHAT????? This is the first day of Summer???? You are f**king kidding
#83
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
good for you for taking on the program makers, i hope they showed you in a more positive light than some of your peers.
#84
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Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,768
#85
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
You can always throw a warm coat on in the cold, sure it's sometimes chilly. Once your down to your singlet & stubbies & still sweating like a scouser in Dixon's you just live have to live with it. One thing I've learnt is that the U.K is far more temperate than Australia, I'll not bag those dull overcast days ever again. It's 11.30 at night here & the temp is still a hot sticky 25°c
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night. Sometimes it's one extreme to another Hence the fishing from 4-8 it's simply to hot to be out there after that.
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night. Sometimes it's one extreme to another Hence the fishing from 4-8 it's simply to hot to be out there after that.
Walking for 3 hours in temps of -2c V above 36c degrees I know what I'd take.
#86
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Posts: 9,910
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
Haha, yeah my Dad always used to say that and it is quite true, once you are stripped down it just leaves the skin and stay out in the sun long enough and that peels off as well
Seriously though after 30 odd years here give me a nice temperate climate anyday but of course I realisethe we are all different.
Having spent some time in South Wales I can sympathise with the poster complaining about his kids not being able to go outside. It is amazing how the weather differs each side of the Bristol Channel, our friends in Wiltshire had a really mild dry Christmas period. I think every time we went to Wales it rained
I do think people have to actually experience the extreme weather here to fully understand, some love it, others hate it.
Seriously though after 30 odd years here give me a nice temperate climate anyday but of course I realisethe we are all different.
Having spent some time in South Wales I can sympathise with the poster complaining about his kids not being able to go outside. It is amazing how the weather differs each side of the Bristol Channel, our friends in Wiltshire had a really mild dry Christmas period. I think every time we went to Wales it rained
I do think people have to actually experience the extreme weather here to fully understand, some love it, others hate it.
You can always throw a warm coat on in the cold, sure it's sometimes chilly. Once your down to your singlet & stubbies & still sweating like a scouser in Dixon's you just live have to live with it. One thing I've learnt is that the U.K is far more temperate than Australia, I'll not bag those dull overcast days ever again. It's 11.30 at night here & the temp is still a hot sticky 25°c
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night. Sometimes it's one extreme to another Hence the fishing from 4-8 it's simply to hot to be out there after that.
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night. Sometimes it's one extreme to another Hence the fishing from 4-8 it's simply to hot to be out there after that.
#87
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
I'd hate to be a brickie or a chippie here
#88
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
People don't assume Oz has a 28 hr clock but the free time that people will have will be spent better. Maybe going to the park or the beach, as opposed to sitting in the house with the rain pouring outside constantly wondering what to do as there is nothing to do in crap weather and we'll just end up spending money going shopping or at a kids play place. That's what happens to us and most people I know anyway.
Not sure where you are heading, but I have to tell you it rains in Australia, I daresay a lot more than in the UK too, well certainly has the last 18 months anyway because of La Nina weather patterns. The sky is not blue every day either and the heat and humidity can be punishing a times. I think you have been watching too much Wanted Down Under.
Anyway I have a confession. It was whilst wathcing the WDU series at the beginning of 2009 that I decided to investigate moving to Australia.
#89
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Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
You can always throw a warm coat on in the cold, sure it's sometimes chilly. Once your down to your singlet & stubbies & still sweating like a scouser in Dixon's you just live have to live with it. One thing I've learnt is that the U.K is far more temperate than Australia, I'll not bag those dull overcast days ever again. It's 11.30 at night here & the temp is still a hot sticky 25°c
As for the driving, well do a search on Aussie drivers, to describe standards as appalling would be an understatement.
I once felt exactly the same as you guys do, now, having had a couple of melanomas cut out I can't wait for some cloud & rain.
In the U.K I always slept with the window open I like a cool room to sleep in. Here in Summer you can't even get dry after a shower & lay wet & sweaty all night...........
The climate is so often the number one reason for emigration, yet as you and OE in melbourne say, in reality its no reason at all.
I quite seriously spent more time outdoors in the North American winter, than I ever would in OZ. Even in LA with 78f the UV was only 3. The minute I step outside car here you can feel the sun burning you like a blowtorch.
#90
Re: Wanted Down Under - Series 6
good for you, your probably one of the very few who do.
read back all of my posts as a member of this forum for the last 9 years and you will see im not just sat at home picking holes with no brass ones ... we dont all have family circumstances and finances to be able to follow our dreams, i have nothing but admiration for those who do. But just because we dont all get to do it doesnt mean we dont have balls.
good for you for taking on the program makers, i hope they showed you in a more positive light than some of your peers.
read back all of my posts as a member of this forum for the last 9 years and you will see im not just sat at home picking holes with no brass ones ... we dont all have family circumstances and finances to be able to follow our dreams, i have nothing but admiration for those who do. But just because we dont all get to do it doesnt mean we dont have balls.
good for you for taking on the program makers, i hope they showed you in a more positive light than some of your peers.