Want a laugh?
 

Needed to find the telephone number of the New Zealand high commission in London, so I rang directory enquiries, the operator asked ...New Zealand?....er.... is that one word or two.

Now I really know why I'm applying

Gill

We rang directory enquires the other day for the number for the Commonwealth Bank in London. Got put thru to the Lost card section in Sydney!! 2.30 in the morning. Bloke on the other end say's it happen's all the time. Luckily it was a free phone number.:confused: