wanna laugh
 

joke

Little lad doing his maths homework with his mom:

"one plus one the son of a bitch equals two."
"two plus two the son of a bitch equals four."

His mom a little perplexed, asks her son "is this what you are told at school"

"oh yes mom thats what our teacher says."

They carry on for a bit longer.
The next day his mother meets up with the schools maths teacher and asks her about the little lad, and his remarks.

"He is telling me one plus one the son of a bitch equals two"

the maths teacher lets out a little laugh and says

" one plus one THE SUM OF WHICH equals two"

Little'un
 

We went & got our 4 yr old son from school the other day and asked him what he had been doing at school....he turned to us looking so innocent & said he'd been learning all about the "Car Bollocks"!.....we both looked at each other with raised eyebrows & siad "you've been learning about what" again he said "Car Bollocks"......We were in hysterics because we kept asking him to repeat it & he kept saying "Car Bollocks" After about the 10th attempt & with tears streaming down our faces he finally said "you know, Car Bollocks Soap" Apparently he'd been learning about the old days and how they used to use 'Carbolic Soap'! still brings a tears to my eyes thinking of it! Bless 'im.

Fantastic, me and the wife are still laughing now after reading it

hahahahaha... funny.....

ask my mum (sven37) for funny stories of my 3 yr old little brother im sure she could come up with a few like that...lol....

what is carbolic soap by the way????

monkey girl
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Its the stuff that people of my gran's era used to use to wash out their little girl's mouth when she used bad language:scared:
Yes, seriously; it just really awful soap, the sort you can scrub floors with - none of that perfumed stuff we have now, this was disgusting!!!:(