canaveral

Hi here is something to make people laugh!
My mother in law is always trying to put us off going to Oz. She came out with a classic the other day.
After watching Sky news she saw a report about lots of sharks in the waters in Queensland, so she phones me and is ranting on and on about the sharks and how people are so scared they are not leaving their houses............!
Has anyone in Queensland or any other city in Australia saw any walking sharks? Do they hide in bushes outside your house waiting to ambush you?
Scary stuff.................... !

mick_newcastle

Yes its strange that my mothe in law says the same things..... It's calle not wanting to let you go and live your dream.

Some sharks can walk though - I seem to remember the Pathetic Sharks from the Viz

canaveral

Maybe they have motorized wheel chairs and suba gear..!
Jaws should be rewrote DEr DEr DEr DEr step step.....!

karenjc

It's no the sharks you should worry about it's the idiots who would not get out the water after being told that they were there. Also Australian drivers their dangerous, probably the same people.

CasG

I had a funny dream a few nights ago...must be related to the shark attack


I was standing on a beach watching people swimming, when suddenly there was a shout SHARK

Everyone ran out of the water.....including a man in a shark costume !!


Or maybe your mum has phoned me

annqldau

In the UK the SHARKS were called Larger Louts, Bus Drivers, Doctors, CA, Sunday Drivers and any amount of other things that could just as easy send you on your way and you would have been bloody cold before hand.

At least you die warm here... .

canaveral

All this sounds very fishy to me

LesleyM

That is an absolute cracker I love it. It made our day reading that great excuse. Thanks

canaveral

Evert time I think about it makes me laugh too

diddy

Tell her not to worry about the sharks as the crocodiles, snakes and spiders will probably eat you all first.

Paul.