Virus Alert
Oct 27th 2005, 4:19 pm
#1
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Location: Cremorne, Sydney
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Virus Alert
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends
to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(Wine).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application.
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends
to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(Wine).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application.
Oct 27th 2005, 5:30 pm
#2
Bloomin' well done it!!!!
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Adelaide!!!!!
Posts: 689
Re: Virus Alert
Originally Posted by lawlaw
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends
to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(Wine).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application.
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends
to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(Wine).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application.
Oct 27th 2005, 5:32 pm
#3
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Re: Virus Alert
Originally Posted by ladywithatorch
Brilliant - -I love it!!!!
Thanks I was beginning to think I had a warped sense of humour either that or everyone hates me
Oct 27th 2005, 6:18 pm
#4
Mad Nurse now in NSW
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Central Coast - Australia
Posts: 360
Re: Virus Alert
Originally Posted by lawlaw
Thanks I was beginning to think I had a warped sense of humour either that or everyone hates me
that will solve the WORK problem
Oct 27th 2005, 7:23 pm
#5
nursey
Joined: Jan 2005
Location: The Gold Coast, QLD
Posts: 1,344
Re: Virus Alert
