UK Hurricane Warning
Oct 18th 2005, 12:54 pm
#1
womble
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Posts: 2,675
UK Hurricane Warning
A major Cat 3 Hurricane (Shazza) hit in the early hours of Monday.
Epicentre: Portsmouth, Hampshire. Victims were seen wandering around
aimlessly muttering "faaackin ell" ..
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish
Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic Burnt out cars
were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
Power FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Southsea apart from the local punch
up's at closing time!
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom
crying "What the ***** was that?" My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and
Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching
Trisha the next morning, and must av smoked 60 Lambert an Butlers"
Apparently though, looting, muggings, spraying graffiti and car crime did
carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000
crates of Sunny Delight and special fried rice with curry sauce to the area
to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from
Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought
after, items most needed include:
* FILA or Burberry baseball caps
* Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
* Shell suits (female)
* White sport socks
* Rockport boots
* Any Garments by Donnay
* Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
* Microwave meals
* Tins of baked beans
* Ice cream
* Pork Scratchings
* Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks and slush puppys for a family of
9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those
affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - 'Where are
you bleeding from?' they asked - "Paulsgrove" said the girl, "Woss that got
to do wiv you?"
Epicentre: Portsmouth, Hampshire. Victims were seen wandering around
aimlessly muttering "faaackin ell" ..
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish
Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic Burnt out cars
were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
Power FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Southsea apart from the local punch
up's at closing time!
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom
crying "What the ***** was that?" My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and
Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching
Trisha the next morning, and must av smoked 60 Lambert an Butlers"
Apparently though, looting, muggings, spraying graffiti and car crime did
carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000
crates of Sunny Delight and special fried rice with curry sauce to the area
to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from
Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought
after, items most needed include:
* FILA or Burberry baseball caps
* Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
* Shell suits (female)
* White sport socks
* Rockport boots
* Any Garments by Donnay
* Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
* Microwave meals
* Tins of baked beans
* Ice cream
* Pork Scratchings
* Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks and slush puppys for a family of
9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those
affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - 'Where are
you bleeding from?' they asked - "Paulsgrove" said the girl, "Woss that got
to do wiv you?"
Oct 18th 2005, 12:55 pm
#2
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Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by OriginalSunshine
A major Cat 3 Hurricane (Shazza) hit in the early hours of Monday.
Epicentre: Portsmouth, Hampshire. Victims were seen wandering around
aimlessly muttering "faaackin ell" ..
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish
Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic Burnt out cars
were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
Power FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Southsea apart from the local punch
up's at closing time!
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom
crying "What the ***** was that?" My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and
Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching
Trisha the next morning, and must av smoked 60 Lambert an Butlers"
Apparently though, looting, muggings, spraying graffiti and car crime did
carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000
crates of Sunny Delight and special fried rice with curry sauce to the area
to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from
Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought
after, items most needed include:
* FILA or Burberry baseball caps
* Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
* Shell suits (female)
* White sport socks
* Rockport boots
* Any Garments by Donnay
* Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
* Microwave meals
* Tins of baked beans
* Ice cream
* Pork Scratchings
* Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks and slush puppys for a family of
9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those
affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - 'Where are
you bleeding from?' they asked - "Paulsgrove" said the girl, "Woss that got
to do wiv you?"
Epicentre: Portsmouth, Hampshire. Victims were seen wandering around
aimlessly muttering "faaackin ell" ..
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish
Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic Burnt out cars
were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
Power FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Southsea apart from the local punch
up's at closing time!
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom
crying "What the ***** was that?" My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and
Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching
Trisha the next morning, and must av smoked 60 Lambert an Butlers"
Apparently though, looting, muggings, spraying graffiti and car crime did
carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000
crates of Sunny Delight and special fried rice with curry sauce to the area
to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from
Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought
after, items most needed include:
* FILA or Burberry baseball caps
* Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
* Shell suits (female)
* White sport socks
* Rockport boots
* Any Garments by Donnay
* Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
* Microwave meals
* Tins of baked beans
* Ice cream
* Pork Scratchings
* Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks and slush puppys for a family of
9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those
affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - 'Where are
you bleeding from?' they asked - "Paulsgrove" said the girl, "Woss that got
to do wiv you?"
Hampshire is actaully a nice place and quite posh too.
Oct 18th 2005, 1:03 pm
#3
womble
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Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,675
Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by Brisben
this is an old one, but for the birmingham hurricane.
Hampshire is actaully a nice place and quite posh too.
Hampshire is actaully a nice place and quite posh too.
sorry - just trying to raise a smile
*slinks off back to her hole*
Oct 18th 2005, 1:05 pm
#4
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Posts: 7,834
Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by OriginalSunshine
sorry - just trying to raise a smile
*slinks off back to her hole*
*slinks off back to her hole*
lol doesnt look like u r gonna raise much................ try rubbin harder lol
I liked it
Oct 18th 2005, 1:05 pm
#5
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Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Fantastic!!! 
Last edited by phoenixinoz; Oct 18th 2005 at 1:12 pm.
Oct 18th 2005, 1:06 pm
#6
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Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by Brisben
this is an old one, but for the birmingham hurricane.
Hampshire is actaully a nice place and quite posh too.
Hampshire is actaully a nice place and quite posh too.
Oct 18th 2005, 1:37 pm
#7
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Joined: Apr 2005
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Posts: 586
Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by Brisben
Hampshire is actaully a nice place and quite posh too.
Have a good day!
Sonic x
Oct 18th 2005, 1:44 pm
#8
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Joined: May 2005
Posts: 108
Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by SonicBird
Yeah, Winchester is nice and posh... Portsmouth/Southampton on the other hand are not... i know I live in soton... and I've driven thru Leigh Park & Gosport eeeek!
Have a good day!
Sonic x
Have a good day!
Sonic x
and Portsmouth. Southsea is nice, you just have to go through Portsmouth to get there. 
Oct 19th 2005, 4:49 am
#9
womble
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Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by biggy
lol doesnt look like u r gonna raise much................ try rubbin harder lol
Oct 19th 2005, 7:07 pm
#10
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Location: Northants to Brisbane.
Posts: 5,450
Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by OriginalSunshine
sorry - just trying to raise a smile
*slinks off back to her hole*
*slinks off back to her hole*
Don't be sorry,I wasn't trying to be judgemental, Just making a point.
Keep em coming
Oct 19th 2005, 7:13 pm
#11
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Re: UK Hurricane Warning
Originally Posted by charlie brown
you must have moved away a long time ago, thay even pinched my plant pot form the garden ,it must have given them a hernera as it was big , and i live in a village,in sort after area. :scared:
Oct 19th 2005, 7:40 pm
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Re: UK Hurricane Warning
are they looking for nurses to volunteer their services to assist these poor people? Where do we sign up?
