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Old May 27th 2003, 6:21 am
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Not looks but still a nice insight to what an Aussie is ?


Alison Broinowski (Insight, 24/5) argues that the international reputation of Australians as boors may have been a factor in the Bali bombing. Whether this is true or not, every time I've been to Asia the behaviour of one or two Australians has made me cringe - like the middle-aged man who boarded my flight in Kuala Lumpur wearing his AFL-approved footy shorts and exhibited football crowd demeanour all the way back to Melbourne.

Then, at Tullamarine, while waiting for luggage, no one could avoid overhearing a long monologue from an Australian man in which every sentence contained an expletive. He wasn't drunk or angry, he'd simply found a friend and was telling him about his holiday - oblivious that he was in an international airport and standing two metres from a Muslim woman.

Finally, just the other day I heard an Australian man casually refer to an Asian shop assistant (within her earshot) as a "dim sim" - and he actually wasn't trying to insult her.

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Not looks but still a nice insight to what an Aussie is ?


Alison Broinowski (Insight, 24/5) argues that the international reputation of Australians as boors may have been a factor in the Bali bombing. Whether this is true or not, every time I've been to Asia the behaviour of one or two Australians has made me cringe - like the middle-aged man who boarded my flight in Kuala Lumpur wearing his AFL-approved footy shorts and exhibited football crowd demeanour all the way back to Melbourne.

Then, at Tullamarine, while waiting for luggage, no one could avoid overhearing a long monologue from an Australian man in which every sentence contained an expletive. He wasn't drunk or angry, he'd simply found a friend and was telling him about his holiday - oblivious that he was in an international airport and standing two metres from a Muslim woman.

Finally, just the other day I heard an Australian man casually refer to an Asian shop assistant (within her earshot) as a "dim sim" - and he actually wasn't trying to insult her.

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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Not looks but still a nice insight to what an Aussie is ?


Alison Broinowski (Insight, 24/5) argues that the international reputation of Australians as boors may have been a factor in the Bali bombing. Whether this is true or not, every time I've been to Asia the behaviour of one or two Australians has made me cringe - like the middle-aged man who boarded my flight in Kuala Lumpur wearing his AFL-approved footy shorts and exhibited football crowd demeanour all the way back to Melbourne.

Then, at Tullamarine, while waiting for luggage, no one could avoid overhearing a long monologue from an Australian man in which every sentence contained an expletive. He wasn't drunk or angry, he'd simply found a friend and was telling him about his holiday - oblivious that he was in an international airport and standing two metres from a Muslim woman.

Finally, just the other day I heard an Australian man casually refer to an Asian shop assistant (within her earshot) as a "dim sim" - and he actually wasn't trying to insult her.

Guy Coape-Smith, Kew

I don't think Aussies behaviour in particular had anything to do with the Bali bombing. The bombers themselves have said they chose that area because they thought a lot of Americans would be there.

However I must totally agree that the behaviour of Aussies in general can be quite vulgar and cringeworthy perhaps only equal to some peasants in Essex.
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I don't think Aussies behaviour in particular had anything to do with the Bali bombing. The bombers themselves have said they chose that area because they thought a lot of Americans would be there.

However I must totally agree that the behaviour of Aussies in general can be quite vulgar and cringeworthy perhaps only equal to some peasants in Essex.

The bomber said it was a pay back for East Timor , dream on the guy was local.
Bali is Australias Spain not many Americans there.
So an Australian is an Essex lad/girl with less marbles?



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Not looks but still a nice insight to what an Aussie is ?


Alison Broinowski (Insight, 24/5) argues that the international reputation of Australians as boors may have been a factor in the Bali bombing. Whether this is true or not, every time I've been to Asia the behaviour of one or two Australians has made me cringe - like the middle-aged man who boarded my flight in Kuala Lumpur wearing his AFL-approved footy shorts and exhibited football crowd demeanour all the way back to Melbourne.

Then, at Tullamarine, while waiting for luggage, no one could avoid overhearing a long monologue from an Australian man in which every sentence contained an expletive. He wasn't drunk or angry, he'd simply found a friend and was telling him about his holiday - oblivious that he was in an international airport and standing two metres from a Muslim woman.

Finally, just the other day I heard an Australian man casually refer to an Asian shop assistant (within her earshot) as a "dim sim" - and he actually wasn't trying to insult her.

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Only ever met a few Brit yobs...but from what I hear they are very racially tolerant...

As for insulting people at airports...no Brit would do that?...would they?
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The bomber said it was a pay back for East Timor , dream on the guy was local.

Substantiate or are you his only mate?
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Only ever met a few Brit yobs...but from what I hear they are very racially tolerant...

As for insulting people at airports...no Brit would do that?...would they?
Saw a great match up last Wednesday night down the OB two Aussie women (Heavy Weights) knock crap out of each other , an English guy tried to stop the action they put him through a pane of glass in the front door.



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Saw a great match up last Wednesday night down the OB two Aussie women (Heavy Weights) knock crap out of each other , an English tried to stop the action they put him through a pane of glass in the front door.

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Up to your DHW spiking again I see.

Must go more punters to see my hovel and golf tomorrow , keep up the good work .



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Must go more punters to see my hovel and golf tomorrow , keep up the good work .



C'mon BP I hear there are OTHER shots you could give the mutt...er loyal family pet...to speed your return to the mother ship...August seems so far away to us ugly ones...
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No...say it's not true...I DDDDon't believe it...PB and PK???...are they???...did they???

...their love child???...yes I see it now he has PB's....
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
The bomber said it was a pay back for East Timor , dream on the guy was local.
Bali is Australias Spain not many Americans there.
So an Australian is an Essex lad/girl with less marbles?


Not heard this comment about East Timor before, but I thought the bombers were from Java.

Which is the worse behaviour Aussie or Essex? Essex would get the gold medal but Australia would get both the silver and bronze.

Where are you heading to PB? always enjoy your posts. Be sure to post when you find Eden.

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