are u missing sweets from the UK????
Feb 16th 2005, 8:15 pm
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are u missing sweets from the UK????
Mr.Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned
Out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let
Him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream
of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in
her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned
Out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let
Him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream
of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in
her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts
Feb 16th 2005, 8:51 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
guess not 
Feb 16th 2005, 8:57 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
'Fantastic', Polly wispa'ed.....
Feb 16th 2005, 9:00 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by Pollyana
'Fantastic', Polly wispa'ed.....
Feb 16th 2005, 9:03 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by soapy
ha ha ha magic polly. its funny i was thinking, its not like polly not to read a thread on uk sweets
Very amusing tho'
Feb 16th 2005, 9:05 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by soapy
ha ha ha magic polly. its funny i was thinking, its not like polly not to read a thread on uk sweets
Soapy,
Sorry i haven't posted sooner but after reading the title of your thread I went off and counted and yeh I am missing some sweets. I had 233 smarties last night and this morning Ive only got 225. How is that?
Peter
Feb 16th 2005, 9:06 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by samnrob2
mmmm, never come across 'sweet porn' before!
Very amusing tho'
Very amusing tho'
i bet u just sang that to yourself lol
Feb 16th 2005, 9:08 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by WEBBS
Soapy,
Sorry i haven't posted sooner but after reading the title of your thread I went off and counted and yeh I am missing some sweets. I had 233 smarties last night and this morning Ive only got 225. How is that?
Peter
Sorry i haven't posted sooner but after reading the title of your thread I went off and counted and yeh I am missing some sweets. I had 233 smarties last night and this morning Ive only got 225. How is that?
Peter
now u have 225
Feb 16th 2005, 9:20 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by soapy
ha ha ha magic polly. its funny i was thinking, its not like polly not to read a thread on uk sweets
Feb 16th 2005, 9:36 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by Pollyana
There was a Quaver in my voice as I read it, thinking of all those (turkish) delights......
Anya.
Feb 16th 2005, 9:36 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by Pollyana
There was a Quaver in my voice as I read it, thinking of all those (turkish) delights......
Feb 16th 2005, 10:09 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by soapy
is it givin ya the munchies
Feb 16th 2005, 10:17 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Yes, the pickled onion Monster type......
Feb 16th 2005, 10:34 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
so does anyone have a curly wurly???
Last edited by suzysu; Feb 16th 2005 at 10:35 pm. Reason: spelling
Feb 16th 2005, 10:53 pm
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Re: are u missing sweets from the UK????
Bah humbug! Is the witchywoman having a Polywaffle or maybe even a Violent Grumble (aka Violet Crumble)? Perhaps the Kit Kat killed the Snakes.
Anyone reckon those Milkbottles are good for False Teeth?
*PR Flakes off to have a Fag*
PS Good thread Soapy - Cobber!
