A Tuesday afternoon smile......
Nov 8th 2005, 2:41 pm
#1
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A Tuesday afternoon smile......
A friend sent me these 'jokes' a couple of days ago.....
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
7. Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'
That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is it common?"
Well, It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Maisie, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Maisie "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Yeah, I know, the groans are deafening......!!!
D D
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
7. Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'
That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is it common?"
Well, It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Maisie, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Maisie "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Yeah, I know, the groans are deafening......!!!
D D
Nov 8th 2005, 2:49 pm
#2
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Re: A Tuesday afternoon smile......
lmfao
cheered me up
jan xx
cheered me up
jan xx
Nov 8th 2005, 2:49 pm
#3
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 157
Re: A Tuesday afternoon smile......
Cheers for that DD. You`ve just set my asthma off! (Still funny though) 
Nov 8th 2005, 2:50 pm
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Re: A Tuesday afternoon smile......
Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
A friend sent me these 'jokes' a couple of days ago.....
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
7. Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'
That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is it common?"
Well, It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Maisie, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Maisie "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Yeah, I know, the groans are deafening......!!!
D D
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
7. Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'
That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is it common?"
Well, It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Maisie, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Maisie "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Yeah, I know, the groans are deafening......!!!
D D
