Troll Thread
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Troll Thread
Please help I am a vivacious English girl currently banging an Aussie bloke. He's good in bed but that is as far as it goes. Anyway I have thousands of pounds of debt and am going to go to Oz with him on a spouse visa. So easy and quick to get.
Not that I want to go to the flee ridden country but it means I can get away from the SLC and credit cards companies. Even my flight won't get paid off.
Any of you know how I can maintain the appearance of a relationship for the 2 years before I get permanent residence?
Ms Troll
Not that I want to go to the flee ridden country but it means I can get away from the SLC and credit cards companies. Even my flight won't get paid off.
Any of you know how I can maintain the appearance of a relationship for the 2 years before I get permanent residence?
Ms Troll
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Re: Troll Thread
Originally posted by bondipom
Please help I am a vivacious English girl currently banging an Aussie bloke. He's good in bed but that is as far as it goes. Anyway I have thousands of pounds of debt and am going to go to Oz with him on a spouse visa. So easy and quick to get.
Not that I want to go to the flee ridden country but it means I can get away from the SLC and credit cards companies. Even my flight won't get paid off.
Any of you know how I can maintain the appearance of a relationship for the 2 years before I get permanent residence?
Ms Troll
Please help I am a vivacious English girl currently banging an Aussie bloke. He's good in bed but that is as far as it goes. Anyway I have thousands of pounds of debt and am going to go to Oz with him on a spouse visa. So easy and quick to get.
Not that I want to go to the flee ridden country but it means I can get away from the SLC and credit cards companies. Even my flight won't get paid off.
Any of you know how I can maintain the appearance of a relationship for the 2 years before I get permanent residence?
Ms Troll
As for the debts, just send them to centerlink, the websites on here somewhere.
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Originally posted by DianeOZ
May as well spew out a few sproglets and screw the system as well as your bloke.
May as well spew out a few sproglets and screw the system as well as your bloke.
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Originally posted by DianeOZ
May as well spew out a few sproglets and screw the system as well as your bloke.
May as well spew out a few sproglets and screw the system as well as your bloke.
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Of course, choice of colours in the latest 'loungers' and a weekly food hamperl full of brand times like Heinz & Marmite with a couple of Crownies for the bloke.
Would you like a spa to go with the pool madam?
Would you like a spa to go with the pool madam?
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Make sure you have his dinner on the table for him each night like a good aussie wife does. Associate with only his friends wives - ie go all the fun BBQ's , drink wine from a plastic glass as that will make you look like a posh Aus wife. Make sure you talk to all the Aus Girlfriends/wives about the price of bread etc and decorating ideas at these fun BBQ's and other such various interesting topics.. And make sure you turn the lights off at 9pm each evening,as you need your rest for the next exciting day.
If all that fails .. just think of England, constantly slag it off and praise up Australia.. that should do it.
If all that fails .. just think of England, constantly slag it off and praise up Australia.. that should do it.
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Originally posted by DianeOZ
Of course, choice of colours in the latest 'loungers' and a weekly food hamperl full of brand times like Heinz & Marmite with a couple of Crownies for the bloke.
Would you like a spa to go with the pool madam?
Of course, choice of colours in the latest 'loungers' and a weekly food hamperl full of brand times like Heinz & Marmite with a couple of Crownies for the bloke.
Would you like a spa to go with the pool madam?
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Housing, well thats a joke, we only have 2 bathrooms, and the Pool, right rip off, we have to share it with 3 other families! Beach view, hup! some idiot stuck an opera house right in the bloody way.
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Re: Troll Thread
Originally posted by Ceri
Make sure you have his dinner on the table for him each night like a good aussie wife does. Associate with only his friends wives - ie go all the fun BBQ's , drink wine from a plastic glass as that will make you look like a posh Aus wife. Make sure you talk to all the Aus Girlfriends/wives about the price of bread etc and decorating ideas at these fun BBQ's and other such various interesting topics.. And make sure you turn the lights off at 9pm each evening,as you need your rest for the next exciting day.
If all that fails .. just think of England, constantly slag it off and praise up Australia.. that should do it.
Make sure you have his dinner on the table for him each night like a good aussie wife does. Associate with only his friends wives - ie go all the fun BBQ's , drink wine from a plastic glass as that will make you look like a posh Aus wife. Make sure you talk to all the Aus Girlfriends/wives about the price of bread etc and decorating ideas at these fun BBQ's and other such various interesting topics.. And make sure you turn the lights off at 9pm each evening,as you need your rest for the next exciting day.
If all that fails .. just think of England, constantly slag it off and praise up Australia.. that should do it.
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Dotty will help you out with the cleaner, she is juggling a couple of them at present. I can only help you out with the Phylipino maid I'm afraid.
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Re: Troll Thread
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bondipom
Get the visa luv. then get out. Ceris right, you'll be chained to the sink and oven in no time, they dont even 'ave ready peeled spuds here. I'll tell ya its the dark ages as far as uz birds are concerned.
Get the visa luv. then get out. Ceris right, you'll be chained to the sink and oven in no time, they dont even 'ave ready peeled spuds here. I'll tell ya its the dark ages as far as uz birds are concerned.
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Re: Troll Thread
Originally posted by bondipom
He is just for the visa and the pleasure. I'll try not to demean myself by hanging out with Aussies. Those scousers round Perth sound ideal.
He is just for the visa and the pleasure. I'll try not to demean myself by hanging out with Aussies. Those scousers round Perth sound ideal.
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Dearest Ms Troll,
You have my deepest sympathy. I see you are a victim of the generalized social decline which has steadily blighted Britain down the ages. Your descent into slavish penury and devious duplicity is just an ever so common symptom if this general malaise aflicting your home land.
As you can see from these pages, indeed this very thread, Ms Troll, these shores have been sadly contaminated with the same sickness eminating from the very same source.
So I say to you, Ms Troll, lift your gaze and may the Dream of the Promised Land sustain you while you clear your debt to your future society.
You have my deepest sympathy. I see you are a victim of the generalized social decline which has steadily blighted Britain down the ages. Your descent into slavish penury and devious duplicity is just an ever so common symptom if this general malaise aflicting your home land.
As you can see from these pages, indeed this very thread, Ms Troll, these shores have been sadly contaminated with the same sickness eminating from the very same source.
So I say to you, Ms Troll, lift your gaze and may the Dream of the Promised Land sustain you while you clear your debt to your future society.