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Ceri Jan 13th 2004 2:50 pm

Troll confess up thread
 
Troll confess up thread

Thought I'd start this thread so all so-called trolls, and budding trolls can "fess up" for the benefit of certain members who seem to have self appointed themselves judge and jury. who also don't seem to want to give a person a right to defend themselves.

Right I'll start " I am a troll" - I speak my mind, I don't take b*llshit , and my rose glasses fell off years ago - I think one of my cats must have ate them and shat them out.

I don't multi- post, never have since I joined up in 02, I go by one username only, the one I'm using now (if the mods want to check I'm pretty sure they can tell by my IP address) If I've got something to say I will it say it, I've never felt the need to go and get another username.

ahh that's better.

Just going to find myself a nice bridge - anyone care to join me .. Dotty any bridges in SC with you? :D

cheers:)

All budding trolls , self- appointed trolls and even those very naughty, naughty multi poster trolls feel free to post here .

Luke I Amyofath Jan 13th 2004 3:02 pm

Re: Troll confess up thread
 

Originally posted by Ceri
Troll confess up thread

Thought I'd start this thread so all so-called trolls, and budding trolls can "fess up" for the benefit of certain members who seem to have self appointed themselves judge and jury. who also don't seem to want to give a person a right to defend themselves.

Right I'll start " I am a troll" - I speak my mind, I don't take b*llshit , and my rose glasses fell off years ago - I think one of my cats must have ate them and shat them out.

I don't multi- post, never have since I joined up in 02, I go by one username only, the one I'm using now (if the mods want to check I'm pretty sure they can tell by my IP address) If I've got something to say I will it say it, I've never felt the need to go and get another username.

ahh that's better.

I do fess up every week at the local trolls anonymous meetings.
I always start with "Hi, my name is Luke and I am a trollaholic"


Just going to find myself a nice bridge - anyone care to join me .. Dotty any bridges in SC with you? :D

cheers:)

All budding trolls , self- appointed trolls and even those very naughty, naughty multi poster trolls feel free to post here .

Luke I Amyofath Jan 13th 2004 3:06 pm

The forum is corrupt !! I didnt want me to fess up in my last post!!


I do fess up every week at the local trolls anonymous meetings.
I always start with "Hi, my name is Luke and I am a trollaholic"






:beer:

Ceri Jan 13th 2004 3:22 pm


Originally posted by Luke I Amyofath
The forum is corrupt !! I didnt want me to fess up in my last post!!


I do fess up every week at the local trolls anonymous meetings.
I always start with "Hi, my name is Luke and I am a trollaholic"






:beer:
Right that's two of us ... any more Trolls out there? Come on trolls, show 'em your proud to be a troll. there's laws against discrimination you know.

"Troll rights"

I want it on the next census box..lol ( I've read that Wales has just won the right to have our little tick box at last..under the racial act, now where's the troll box?)

FatherChristmas Jan 13th 2004 6:09 pm

Is there an amnesty? I admit I also post under another name on this forum. I am genuine, it is my other identity that is false

Message for Pollyana. Did you ever find your pink chair?

bondipom Jan 13th 2004 6:23 pm


Originally posted by FatherChristmas
Is there an amnesty? I admit I also post under another name on this forum. I am genuine, it is my other identity that is false

Message for Pollyana. Did you ever find your pink chair?
Are you taking orders for next year yet?

podgypossum Jan 13th 2004 6:41 pm

OK..can i fess up?..my real names Dotty ;)

dotty Jan 13th 2004 6:44 pm


Originally posted by podgypossum
OK..can i fess up?..my real names Dotty ;)
Many imitate, few succeed :D

Pollyana Jan 13th 2004 10:17 pm

Hello Father Christmas!
No, the chair is still missing. 39 of the 42 packages are in customs in brissie, the other 3 have vanished without trace, and until the 39 are cleared I don't know whats missing. Anglo Pacific are not only refusing to talk to me about it, they are also refusing to talk to the guys this end who are trying to get my stuff cleared! Very helpful.........when I know whether the chair is in the surviving part of the shipment, I'll let you know..........!

Luke I Amyofath Jan 13th 2004 10:22 pm


Originally posted by Pollyana
Hello Father Christmas!
No, the chair is still missing. 39 of the 42 packages are in customs in brissie, the other 3 have vanished without trace, and until the 39 are cleared I don't know whats missing. Anglo Pacific are not only refusing to talk to me about it, they are also refusing to talk to the guys this end who are trying to get my stuff cleared! Very helpful.........when I know whether the chair is in the surviving part of the shipment, I'll let you know..........!
I assume you have insurance, perhaps a call to your insurer may get results

:beer: No, its not Diet Pepsi, its after 8pm, its Beer

Pollster Jan 13th 2004 10:25 pm

For those who do 'fess up - is a support group going to be organised?

I don't think I can do this on my own...... :(

Luke I Amyofath Jan 13th 2004 10:35 pm

you fessed up about being in Harrow, I dont see a problem :rolleyes:

Pollster Jan 13th 2004 10:44 pm

It took a lot of hours of therapy, counselling and my weekly HA (Harrow Anonymous) meeting to get me to that stage, Luke!

:D

Pollyana Jan 13th 2004 10:48 pm

Yeah, the chair was insured, but it was unique and I couldn't replace it, which matters more to me. In fact 80% of the stuff is just personal gear that couldn't be replaced (I'm a sentimental git) or old books, records, the things that no insurer would pay out on, anyway. Its one of those cases where no amount of money will replace the gear, so I just keep hoping that the useless gits will come across the missing boxes somewhere........

Rossi Jan 13th 2004 11:33 pm

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found this while trawling the net :)

Pollster Jan 14th 2004 12:21 am

Maybe Jirrupin could use it to slap onto posters she thinks are duplicitous! :D

Jirrupin Jan 14th 2004 12:28 am


Originally posted by Pollster
Maybe Jirrupin could use it to slap onto posters she thinks are duplicitous! :D
Are you calling me a slapper?;) :D

Pollster Jan 14th 2004 12:34 am

:D :D

Jirrupin Jan 14th 2004 12:38 am


Originally posted by Pollster
:D :D
Whatever I am and today a few names have been referred in my direction the subject of trolls got a few threads going, all adds to the rich tapestry that is the forum.:D

Pollster Jan 14th 2004 1:02 am

abso - troll - utely

Timber Floor Au Jan 14th 2004 1:12 am


Originally posted by Pollster
abso - troll - utely

what a load of Troll-ocks !

Fuzzyness Jan 14th 2004 1:20 am


Originally posted by Timber Floor Au
what a load of Troll-ocks !

:D

Pollster Jan 14th 2004 1:24 am

I know - it didn't quite work - troll-ocks is much better!

Timber Floor Au Jan 14th 2004 1:36 am


Originally posted by Pollster
I know - it didn't quite work - troll-ocks is much better!

Am sure i talk a load of it at times pmsl, but alas i have my wife to put me at peace...brb shes cumin witha shotgun, ive burnt her knickas ironing em ...

podgypossum Jan 14th 2004 1:38 am

Are you on drugs Timber?

Timber Floor Au Jan 14th 2004 1:45 am


Originally posted by podgypossum
Are you on drugs Timber?

Nope are you on, INK SAVING MODE !?,

Or are you offering ?

Either way Not interested , drugs are for Drongos !

podgypossum Jan 14th 2004 1:47 am

well..i was gonna suggest you go try some to calm down.. you like a kangaroo dancing on hot sand!!

Timber Floor Au Jan 14th 2004 1:49 am


Originally posted by podgypossum
well..i was gonna suggest you go try some to calm down.. you like a kangaroo dancing on hot sand!!

Thats a new 1 to me , but id luv to see a piccy of that....

..and how the hell dya aliken MOI on drugs to a roo on hot sand , im just a tad concerned ur on a LSD trip > ive heard ppl see strange things ! :):):):) lol

podgypossum Jan 14th 2004 1:51 am

Naaah..not me never..my husband has to deal with the after effects of lives destroyed by drugs...thats enough ot put anyone off.

I just thought you appeared a bit hyperactive...but thats only my opinion of course.. ;)

asciidental Jan 14th 2004 1:53 am

I'm not a troll!!!!! :p:p:p



So shut up!! :D

podgypossum Jan 14th 2004 1:55 am

Behave yourself Dental, or i shall tie you up by the ankles to the light fittings, and make you listen to Slim Dusty records

Timber Floor Au Jan 14th 2004 1:58 am


Originally posted by podgypossum
Naaah..not me never..my husband has to deal with the after effects of lives destroyed by drugs...thats enough ot put anyone off.

I just thought you appeared a bit hyperactive...but thats only my opinion of course.. ;)

Hell thats cool, i was just thinkin, ascii dental , are u a tooth programma ??

asciidental Jan 14th 2004 2:02 am

yo.

If you're going to make my name a nickname, can it please be ascii?? :D Dental makes me sound like a dentist yo :D

You know, podgypossum, you shouldn't tease me by talking about tying me up ;):D

I havenever heard a Slim Dusty song though, but it might be an adventure!!!!


And no, I'm not a tooth programmer :p

Asciidental<--->accidental!

Can't you see the wordplay people??? :D

Vee Jan 14th 2004 2:07 am


Originally posted by asciidental

If you're going to make my name a nickname, can it please be ascii?? :D Dental makes me sound like a dentist yo :D

erm...that was my fault coz I called you dental in a thread. Sorry.


I'll...ah....just get my coat.......

Pollster Jan 14th 2004 2:14 am

I think asciimental would be nearer the truth! :D

Timber Floor Au Jan 14th 2004 2:58 am


Originally posted by asciidental
yo.

If you're going to make my name a nickname, can it please be ascii?? :D Dental makes me sound like a dentist yo :D

You know, podgypossum, you shouldn't tease me by talking about tying me up ;):D

I havenever heard a Slim Dusty song though, but it might be an adventure!!!!


And no, I'm not a tooth programmer :p

Asciidental<--->accidental!

Can't you see the wordplay people??? :D

sheesh :) i was only ascii'ng :)

bundy Jan 14th 2004 3:05 am


Originally posted by podgypossum
Behave yourself Dental, or i shall tie you up by the ankles to the light fittings, and make you listen to Slim Dusty records

Oi, leave Slim alone!!!


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