TRA Pie.
Mar 18th 2005, 1:12 pm
#1
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TRA Pie.
Yes pie has been invented for all people dealing with the TRA.
You must follow the ingredients and add accordingly depending on what skills assessment you need and your trade.
Jamie Oliver has nothing on this recipe.
INGREDIENTS
2 TRA Officers - fat ones will do, as long as they are from Australia
4 large onions - from London or Paris
5 New potatoes - washed
Some nice gravy that your mother use to make
Some Mushrooms - magic ones
An Aussie passport - stamped with 'Fair Dinkum'
2 Wallabies - with clean bottoms.
A bloody big baking dish
The details of your skills assessment including the tools of your trade, working instruction, evidence and your daily routine.
Your national insurance number
A flight ticket - not Korean airlines as they are scary
John Howard or Steve Irwin, whichever is easier to get hold of.
INSTRUCTIONS
Place your TRA officers in the bloody big baking dish and add the gravy that your mum use to make.
Chop up the veggies and sprinkle on top of TRA men.
Slice up your skills assessment stuff, national insurance number and the flight ticket and garnish.
Then add your Aussie passport and decorate with the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Get all the equipment you use in your trade (in my case chef) and stick deep inside the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Finally carefully place John Howard/Steve Irwin on the top of the pie and bake for 2 days.
You can tell it will be done because when you lift the lid of the bloody big baking dish, you will have a positive skills assessment.
Easy.
You must follow the ingredients and add accordingly depending on what skills assessment you need and your trade.
Jamie Oliver has nothing on this recipe.
INGREDIENTS
2 TRA Officers - fat ones will do, as long as they are from Australia
4 large onions - from London or Paris
5 New potatoes - washed
Some nice gravy that your mother use to make
Some Mushrooms - magic ones
An Aussie passport - stamped with 'Fair Dinkum'
2 Wallabies - with clean bottoms.
A bloody big baking dish
The details of your skills assessment including the tools of your trade, working instruction, evidence and your daily routine.
Your national insurance number
A flight ticket - not Korean airlines as they are scary
John Howard or Steve Irwin, whichever is easier to get hold of.
INSTRUCTIONS
Place your TRA officers in the bloody big baking dish and add the gravy that your mum use to make.
Chop up the veggies and sprinkle on top of TRA men.
Slice up your skills assessment stuff, national insurance number and the flight ticket and garnish.
Then add your Aussie passport and decorate with the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Get all the equipment you use in your trade (in my case chef) and stick deep inside the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Finally carefully place John Howard/Steve Irwin on the top of the pie and bake for 2 days.
You can tell it will be done because when you lift the lid of the bloody big baking dish, you will have a positive skills assessment.
Easy.
Mar 18th 2005, 1:14 pm
#2
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Joined: Aug 2004
Location: Gold Coast!
Posts: 4,231
Re: TRA Pie.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes pie has been invented for all people dealing with the TRA.
You must follow the ingredients and add accordingly depending on what skills assessment you need and your trade.
Jamie Oliver has nothing on this recipe.
INGREDIENTS
2 TRA Officers - fat ones will do, as long as they are from Australia
4 large onions - from London or Paris
5 New potatoes - washed
Some nice gravy that your mother use to make
Some Mushrooms - magic ones
An Aussie passport - stamped with 'Fair Dinkum'
2 Wallabies - with clean bottoms.
A bloody big baking dish
The details of your skills assessment including the tools of your trade, working instruction, evidence and your daily routine.
Your national insurance number
A flight ticket - not Korean airlines as they are scary
John Howard or Steve Irwin, whichever is easier to get hold of.
INSTRUCTIONS
Place your TRA officers in the bloody big baking dish and add the gravy that your mum use to make.
Chop up the veggies and sprinkle on top of TRA men.
Slice up your skills assessment stuff, national insurance number and the flight ticket and garnish.
Then add your Aussie passport and decorate with the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Get all the equipment you use in your trade (in my case chef) and stick deep inside the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Finally carefully place John Howard/Steve Irwin on the top of the pie and bake for 2 days.
You can tell it will be done because when you lift the lid of the bloody big baking dish, you will have a positive skills assessment.
Easy.
You must follow the ingredients and add accordingly depending on what skills assessment you need and your trade.
Jamie Oliver has nothing on this recipe.
INGREDIENTS
2 TRA Officers - fat ones will do, as long as they are from Australia
4 large onions - from London or Paris
5 New potatoes - washed
Some nice gravy that your mother use to make
Some Mushrooms - magic ones
An Aussie passport - stamped with 'Fair Dinkum'
2 Wallabies - with clean bottoms.
A bloody big baking dish
The details of your skills assessment including the tools of your trade, working instruction, evidence and your daily routine.
Your national insurance number
A flight ticket - not Korean airlines as they are scary
John Howard or Steve Irwin, whichever is easier to get hold of.
INSTRUCTIONS
Place your TRA officers in the bloody big baking dish and add the gravy that your mum use to make.
Chop up the veggies and sprinkle on top of TRA men.
Slice up your skills assessment stuff, national insurance number and the flight ticket and garnish.
Then add your Aussie passport and decorate with the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Get all the equipment you use in your trade (in my case chef) and stick deep inside the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Finally carefully place John Howard/Steve Irwin on the top of the pie and bake for 2 days.
You can tell it will be done because when you lift the lid of the bloody big baking dish, you will have a positive skills assessment.
Easy.
Don't forget - Gas mark 5 for Priority Cooking! LOL
Mar 18th 2005, 1:23 pm
#3
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Re: TRA Pie.
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
LMFAO
Don't forget - Gas mark 5 for Priority Cooking! LOL
Don't forget - Gas mark 5 for Priority Cooking! LOL
If only they knew the thoughts we have!
Mar 18th 2005, 1:59 pm
#4
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Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Carramar, Perth
Posts: 6,241
Re: TRA Pie.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
If only they knew the thoughts we have!
Maybe they are as bored doing their job as we are doing ours and spend hours on here trying to match us up to the applications on their desks. Anyone that slags them off goes to the bottom of the pile. (Not that I would do that sort of thing myself you understand
)
Mar 18th 2005, 8:56 pm
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Re: TRA Pie.
Originally Posted by worzel
Hi Sam. Glad to see your spirits are lifted a bit.
Maybe they are as bored doing their job as we are doing ours and spend hours on here trying to match us up to the applications on their desks. Anyone that slags them off goes to the bottom of the pile. (Not that I would do that sort of thing myself you understand )
Maybe they are as bored doing their job as we are doing ours and spend hours on here trying to match us up to the applications on their desks. Anyone that slags them off goes to the bottom of the pile. (Not that I would do that sort of thing myself you understand
)Oooh, Im not slagging them off, its just they do invade my thoughts somewhat.
In fact, I can visualise them all in leopard skin thongs and huge todgers.
Mar 18th 2005, 9:03 pm
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Location: Frankston South, Victoria
Posts: 2,867
Re: TRA Pie.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes pie has been invented for all people dealing with the TRA.
You must follow the ingredients and add accordingly depending on what skills assessment you need and your trade.
Jamie Oliver has nothing on this recipe.
INGREDIENTS
2 TRA Officers - fat ones will do, as long as they are from Australia
4 large onions - from London or Paris
5 New potatoes - washed
Some nice gravy that your mother use to make
Some Mushrooms - magic ones
An Aussie passport - stamped with 'Fair Dinkum'
2 Wallabies - with clean bottoms.
A bloody big baking dish
The details of your skills assessment including the tools of your trade, working instruction, evidence and your daily routine.
Your national insurance number
A flight ticket - not Korean airlines as they are scary
John Howard or Steve Irwin, whichever is easier to get hold of.
INSTRUCTIONS
Place your TRA officers in the bloody big baking dish and add the gravy that your mum use to make.
Chop up the veggies and sprinkle on top of TRA men.
Slice up your skills assessment stuff, national insurance number and the flight ticket and garnish.
Then add your Aussie passport and decorate with the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Get all the equipment you use in your trade (in my case chef) and stick deep inside the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Finally carefully place John Howard/Steve Irwin on the top of the pie and bake for 2 days.
You can tell it will be done because when you lift the lid of the bloody big baking dish, you will have a positive skills assessment.
Easy.
You must follow the ingredients and add accordingly depending on what skills assessment you need and your trade.
Jamie Oliver has nothing on this recipe.
INGREDIENTS
2 TRA Officers - fat ones will do, as long as they are from Australia
4 large onions - from London or Paris
5 New potatoes - washed
Some nice gravy that your mother use to make
Some Mushrooms - magic ones
An Aussie passport - stamped with 'Fair Dinkum'
2 Wallabies - with clean bottoms.
A bloody big baking dish
The details of your skills assessment including the tools of your trade, working instruction, evidence and your daily routine.
Your national insurance number
A flight ticket - not Korean airlines as they are scary
John Howard or Steve Irwin, whichever is easier to get hold of.
INSTRUCTIONS
Place your TRA officers in the bloody big baking dish and add the gravy that your mum use to make.
Chop up the veggies and sprinkle on top of TRA men.
Slice up your skills assessment stuff, national insurance number and the flight ticket and garnish.
Then add your Aussie passport and decorate with the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Get all the equipment you use in your trade (in my case chef) and stick deep inside the wallabies with clean bottoms.
Finally carefully place John Howard/Steve Irwin on the top of the pie and bake for 2 days.
You can tell it will be done because when you lift the lid of the bloody big baking dish, you will have a positive skills assessment.
Easy.
D D
Mar 18th 2005, 9:14 pm
#7
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Re: TRA Pie.
Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Ah PP, but exactly how did you wash the potatoes? what implement did you use to chop the veggies and how did you use it?
D D
D D
I stuffed the potatoes deep inside Steve Irwins bottom, using a large knife, I chopped the veggies.
Other implements are far too naughty to mention.
Mar 19th 2005, 11:01 am
#8
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Joined: Nov 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 307
Re: TRA Pie.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I stuffed the potatoes deep inside Steve Irwins bottom, using a large knife, I chopped the veggies.
Other implements are far too naughty to mention.
Other implements are far too naughty to mention.
By the way are the TRA officers free range?
