fishface

> TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining
to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling
me
it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
>
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I
stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
> "How long will this take?" I ask.
>
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
>
> I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>
> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
>
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may
even walk again. Stupid, stupid man
>
>
>

Welshie

:d

robos

lmao

what a brave man

jan xx