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Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely
> awoken at 4am by the telephone.
>
> "Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this
> hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
> fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the
> entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
> week."
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> PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
> unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
>
> Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from
> abroad... Brutain?..."
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> PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
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> Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"
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> PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."
>
> Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one
> moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way
> they'll
> know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
>
> Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour
> of need.
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> Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.
>
> A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds
> condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold.
> She
> then notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........
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> MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM

lawlaw

LOVE IT THAT WAS HILARIOUS

pako

Nice one