Thursday funny...I was tickled
Jun 16th 2005, 11:03 am
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Thursday funny...I was tickled
The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls" !!!
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse
and having the balls to say:
"You're next, fatty."
Three Legs
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse
and having the balls to say:
"You're next, fatty."
Three Legs
Jun 16th 2005, 11:09 am
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Re: Thursday funny...I was tickled
PMSL sent some k for making me laugh 
Jun 16th 2005, 11:11 am
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Re: Thursday funny...I was tickled
Lmao! :d
Jun 16th 2005, 11:19 am
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Re: Thursday funny...I was tickled
How can you tell if the air stewardess is a bottle blond?
She has a black box
