A thursday funny!!
Apr 8th 2004, 3:21 am
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A thursday funny!!
Hi all
This gave me a chuckle - its probably done the rounds before - hopefully it hasnt!!
pdf document
I thought it was very appropriate to this website!!
This gave me a chuckle - its probably done the rounds before - hopefully it hasnt!!
pdf document
I thought it was very appropriate to this website!!
Apr 8th 2004, 3:30 am
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Guys
Checked to see if I had uploaded this ok - I tried opening it and it came out blank - has this happened for you?
Sorry if it has not sure what I have done wrong?!
Checked to see if I had uploaded this ok - I tried opening it and it came out blank - has this happened for you?
Sorry if it has not sure what I have done wrong?!
Apr 8th 2004, 3:38 am
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It comes up blank for me too and hitting refresh says the file is damaged.
Apr 8th 2004, 4:00 am
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I opened it ok but ..............and you will probably think I am really thick here..........whats so funny??!
Apr 8th 2004, 4:03 am
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Bugger! Just opened it again and looked at all 4 pages instead of just the first one!!
What can i say ecept roll on Easter!!
What can i say ecept roll on Easter!!
Apr 8th 2004, 4:12 am
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try this one.
Apr 8th 2004, 5:37 am
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A man was blissfully driving along, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same road saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same road saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
