Theres got to be more to life than this...
Mar 25th 2004, 8:42 pm
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Theres got to be more to life than this...
.... being invited to three parties in one week. Now, on the face of this, i can imagine you all thinking, well GPM was wrong, Hevs is obviously a really nice person, very popular and all that, i wish!!!
OK, first party was "a scent party" where your specially trained party organiser will create a special perfume designed just to reflect your own personal sences, blah blah. May be of some use if i have a sense of smell, which i don't.
Second one, a designer clothes party. The nearest i get to designer is Kangaroo poo, billabong, quicksiver, or if i'm being posh, Next!
And lastly, the one which really, really hacked me off, a cleaning products party
Now anyone that has been to chez Garrett knows that we are in full reno mode, and cleaning just isn't on the agenda, oh, erm, thats perhaps why i was asked then
All i am waiting for now is the sodding tupperware party, then i will have to reconsider relocating:scared:
OK, first party was "a scent party" where your specially trained party organiser will create a special perfume designed just to reflect your own personal sences, blah blah. May be of some use if i have a sense of smell, which i don't.
Second one, a designer clothes party. The nearest i get to designer is Kangaroo poo, billabong, quicksiver, or if i'm being posh, Next!
And lastly, the one which really, really hacked me off, a cleaning products party
Now anyone that has been to chez Garrett knows that we are in full reno mode, and cleaning just isn't on the agenda, oh, erm, thats perhaps why i was asked then All i am waiting for now is the sodding tupperware party, then i will have to reconsider relocating:scared:
Mar 25th 2004, 9:00 pm
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Invite all the invitees back for a log chopping contest party!~
with prizes and incentives for the
biggest pile
most distressed hairstyle after sweating etc etc
that should stop them inviting you to anything every again!
PS - you have an open invitee to my see how much booze we can drink parties - no hard sell promise!
Cheers Sandra
with prizes and incentives for the
biggest pile
most distressed hairstyle after sweating etc etc
that should stop them inviting you to anything every again!
PS - you have an open invitee to my see how much booze we can drink parties - no hard sell promise!
Cheers Sandra
Mar 25th 2004, 9:05 pm
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Your slotting into your suburban housewife roll just fine love. Your off for lunch in the city today too.
You go girl
I'll get my coat.....
You go girl
I'll get my coat.....
Mar 26th 2004, 3:58 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Originally posted by HUP
Your slotting into your suburban housewife roll just fine love. Your off for lunch in the city today too.
You go girl
I'll get my coat.....
Your slotting into your suburban housewife roll just fine love. Your off for lunch in the city today too.
You go girl
I'll get my coat.....
To top this off, someone gave me an august 2003 copy of womans effing weekly cos, "you're a pom and i thought you'd like it!!!"
MY LIFE IS OVER
Mar 26th 2004, 4:22 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
What with the chainsaw as well I suspect my worse fears.....w**** T**** ! 
Mar 26th 2004, 4:26 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Originally posted by Snitzy
What with the chainsaw as well I suspect my worse fears.....w**** T**** !
What with the chainsaw as well I suspect my worse fears.....w**** T**** !
(quickly, before i go right over the edge here )
Mar 26th 2004, 4:37 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Originally posted by hevs
I'm having a blond moment and can't work out those asterix's, could you enlighten me please (quickly, before i go right over the edge here )
I'm having a blond moment and can't work out those asterix's, could you enlighten me please
(quickly, before i go right over the edge here )
Mar 26th 2004, 4:39 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Originally posted by Snitzy
No....because that will teach you for calling me a muppet two weeks ago !
No....because that will teach you for calling me a muppet two weeks ago !
MUPPET
Mar 26th 2004, 4:41 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Originally posted by hevs
MUPPET
MUPPET
W**** T****
Mar 26th 2004, 4:44 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Originally posted by Snitzy
W**** T****
W**** T****
ok i'm still trying here, i just hope that you arn't GPM or HH in disguise, otherwise its something really nasty
Mar 26th 2004, 5:08 am
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Re: Theres got to be more to life than this...
Originally posted by hevs
LOL ok i'm still trying here, i just hope that you arn't GPM or HH in disguise, otherwise its something really nasty
LOL
ok i'm still trying here, i just hope that you arn't GPM or HH in disguise, otherwise its something really nasty
Mar 26th 2004, 10:56 am
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Sorry Hevs, if this is salt into an open wound, but I have just got back from a wine tasting party - it all started off very orderly with comparisons here and there and a bit of a talk but then degenerated into a bit of a booze up!
And apparently they have them every month! Wahey!
And apparently they have them every month! Wahey!
Mar 26th 2004, 11:02 am
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She dosn't like going to these sort of parties. It happened after one of those sex toy parties. All the women were lined up and the first woman said.
"I'll have the black one with the balls"
The next lady said
"I'll have the pink one with the veins"
Hev said
"I'll have the tartan one"
The party organiser turned round and said
"I'm sorry madam thats my thermos"
I really will have to get my coat now :scared: :scared:
"I'll have the black one with the balls"
The next lady said
"I'll have the pink one with the veins"
Hev said
"I'll have the tartan one"
The party organiser turned round and said
"I'm sorry madam thats my thermos"
I really will have to get my coat now :scared: :scared:
Mar 26th 2004, 12:29 pm
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Originally posted by HUP
She dosn't like going to these sort of parties. It happened after one of those sex toy parties. All the women were lined up and the first woman said.
"I'll have the black one with the balls"
The next lady said
"I'll have the pink one with the veins"
Hev said
"I'll have the tartan one"
The party organiser turned round and said
"I'm sorry madam thats my thermos"
I really will have to get my coat now :scared: :scared:
She dosn't like going to these sort of parties. It happened after one of those sex toy parties. All the women were lined up and the first woman said.
"I'll have the black one with the balls"
The next lady said
"I'll have the pink one with the veins"
Hev said
"I'll have the tartan one"
The party organiser turned round and said
"I'm sorry madam thats my thermos"
I really will have to get my coat now :scared: :scared:
Mar 26th 2004, 8:16 pm
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Good job i never saw that before i went to bed
Pollster you lucky thing apparently i missed a cracker with the cleaning party, you had to watch a woman clean her bathroom with special "mit" technology brought over from europe no less. I'd rather be stacking my newly chopped wood.
Sand, nice idea re chopping party. As for the drinks at yours, we will be making use of that "open" invitation soon xx:scared:
Pollster you lucky thing
apparently i missed a cracker with the cleaning party, you had to watch a woman clean her bathroom with special "mit" technology brought over from europe no less. I'd rather be stacking my newly chopped wood.Sand, nice idea re chopping party. As for the drinks at yours, we will be making use of that "open" invitation soon xx:scared:
