malpjc

hi,a friend of mine went to oz for his honeymoon and stayed with friends of his wife,when they found out that we were applying for a visa he said not to go.
when i asked him why he said the chicken burgers were all watery and not very tasty? and that they got invited to a neighbours for a big party and it was full of married couples that were swapping and sha _ _ing all in front of each other .
now by no means of the imagination am i a prude but is this commonplace,if it is i don't think i can go,
my chicken burgers have got to be tasty. ha,ha

Pollyana

Yep, thats reality, every night we have watery burgers for tea, then go out and swap husbands with the neighbours.........makes for an exciting life, so i don't know how anyone can say they get bored in Oz..... Mind you I'm getting a bit bored with just trying out the guys next door, so I'm going to be adventurous tonight - off to gatecrash the swapping party in the next street for a change.........
:scared:

Soory, but that has to be the weakest excuse EVER for not emigrating!!!!

jad n rich

I knew there was somnething here I needed to try, anybody want to take me

Pollyana

Could put a whole new light on these meets we have couldn't it - Expats Swinging Parties instead of Meets!!!

Funny how if its so widespread no-one on here has talked about it before, or are you all tooooo shy???

malpjc

just to try and combine the two things here,i once went upto one of those mobile motorway snack bars.behind the counter was the roughest looking woman i had ever seen,anyway i ordered a jumbo hot dog and then i noticed the woman slap a frozen chicken burger under her hairy armpit.i asked her what she was doing and she said she was defrosting it,i said cancel the hot dog

soapy©

Strange, ive never heard of it.....I must be a right ugly Bast**d

owieb

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Badge

I'll be right on it.

Phoenixuk2oz

I've never heard of it, must be ugly too

..........ummmmm....did get invited to Ekka dog show though

Ceri

But were they smoking? .. course it's not commonplace.. I've never heard of such a thing.. but perhaps I'm ugly too
You're more likely to be bored at these neighbours parties and fall asleep ( perhaps that's when they do it - when I'm asleep)

Bordy

So thats why Johanne keeps asking when the next Sex-Pat meet is.

chocaholic

That is GROSS! I always thought those snack caravans looked dodgy....

chocaholic

Well we're going to a '60s party on saturday - I'll keep my eyes peeled. I will be looking stunning, of course, in my terry-towelling flowery dress with blonde wig. The food is expected to be good - so if I spot chicken burgers, I'll know there's something going down ...............

owieb

I think it's more WHO you have to be worried about!

chocaholic

This whole thread makes me laugh!