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A story of two intrepid explorers

Old Oct 15th 2003, 11:58 pm
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As Hup Is famous for his stories, I thought we could do a story in honour of Hevs and Her intrepid exploring hubby.....

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It was the morning of the Big Leave.......
"oh Hun" I hope we are doing the right thing"?
Dont worry babe, your,e with me , nothing can go wrong" replied her strong and wise hubby.

Their journey to the airport was as scarey as it was exciting..

"Are we there yet?" the kids asked

"Nearly " replied Hevs with a flutter of her heart.

Overhead she could see the planes taking off in the distance.

20 minutes later they were handing in their passports at passport control when They heard a voice shout

" Hey Hevs , fancy meeting you here!"

it was.............
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Old Oct 16th 2003, 9:44 am
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Welshbillyboy with a large fluffy sheep. "Will you deliver my darling flossie to Melbourne? She's too scared to travel on her own and I have a herd of 500 other flossies to take care of, back in Wales"
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Welshbillyboy with a large fluffy sheep. "Will you deliver my darling flossie to Melbourne? She's too scared to travel on her own and I have a herd of 500 other flossies to take care of, back in Wales"
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Hevs wasnt sure, but the kids hugged the sheep and fed her lots of chocolate, while HUP tried to work his way through the paperwork needed to take a sheep out of the country.
The Passport Officer gave Welshboybilly a stern look and said "You shouldn't just hand your sheep over to people you don't know! Anything could happen to her......"
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Hevs wasnt sure, but the kids hugged the sheep and fed her lots of chocolate, while HUP tried to work his way through the paperwork needed to take a sheep out of the country.
The Passport Officer gave Welshboybilly a stern look and said "You shouldn't just hand your sheep over to people you don't know! Anything could happen to her......"
little did welshyboy know, but the passport officer was actually an undercover agent from the "sheep liberation front"...
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little did welshyboy know, but the passport officer was actually an undercover agent from the "sheep liberation front"...
And they were very worried about the wool possibly being used for bathroom fuffy rugs, especially if they are dyed red!

so they checked on the sheeps condition and were worried about..........
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strange marks which looked as if the wool had been pulled on hard by someone standing behind...........
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strange marks which looked as if the wool had been pulled on hard by someone standing behind...........
then wbb appeared and looking rather guilty said "i did not have sexual relations with that sheep".

the passport officer said........
 
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"the thought never had occurred to me... you'd better come into this interview room for some questionning"
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"the thought never had occurred to me... you'd better come into this interview room for some questionning"
where our chief passport officer Mr.PommieBastard just back from a 40 year undercover operation in Australia would like to ask you a few questions
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Welshboybilly gulped as he was led away. Meanwhile Hevs and Hup took the chance to grab Flossie and rush through passport control .

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"Right sir " said the officer

"drop em, we need to do a very extensive search of your (the officer had a strange and lustful look in his eyes) rather manly and somehow strangley alluuring body"

Welshboybilly gulped loudly and started sweating profusley.
Just then to his utter relief in walked.....
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"Right sir " said the officer

"drop em, we need to do a very extensive search of your (the officer had a strange and lustful look in his eyes) rather manly and somehow strangley alluuring body"

Welshboybilly gulped loudly and started sweating profusley.
Just then to his utter relief in walked.....
Pollyanna, who had come to take Welshboy's fingerprints...
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as the wine bottle slipped from her fingers on seeing the sight in front of her she was heard to utter.....
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