magnetman

An Englishman was on holiday in Australia and decided to take a drive in the countryside. As he passed by a paddock, he noticed a young child desperately fleeing a furious bull which was steadily gaining on her. The Englishman slammed on his brakes, bundled out of his car, vaulted over the two-meter-high paddock fence,
and sprinted at amazing speed towards the bull.
Unknown to him, an Australian journalist was
passing by and witnessed his incredible feats of
courage. The Englishman had by now reached the bull and, grabbing it by the horns, stopped its charge only five centimetres from the little girl. He flipped the bull over on its back and, twisting its head by the horns, broke its neck.

The Australian journalist was astounded. He ran
over to the Englishman and said: "Starve the lizards! That was unbelievable mate! I don't believe I saw it! I've never seen a man with so much strength and courage and daring! It makes me proud to be an Australian! I'll put this story on the front page of my paper! Now, just give me a few details about yourself. Born around here, were you?..."

Next day, the following headline appeared on the front page of the paper:

"POMMIE BASTARD KILLS CHILD'S PET!"