SteveBannister - gonna be missed!!!
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SteveBannister - gonna be missed!!!
...When he goes offline
So tell us a joke?
So tell us a joke?
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Re: SteveBannister - gonna be missed!!!
Originally posted by pleasancefamily
...When he goes offline
So tell us a joke?
...When he goes offline
So tell us a joke?
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."