Thrud

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn

NEWCASTLE


One hand on wheel, middle finger out window

ALBURY


One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic

SYDNEY


One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator

CANBERRA


One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap

MELBOURNE


Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror

ADELAIDE, but driving in SYDNEY


One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic

BRISBANE


One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window

DARWIN


Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, roo tails attached to antenna

QUEANBEYAN


Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 50 km per hour on the Pacific Highway in the left lane, with the left blinker on

GOLD COAST


One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister

HOBART