Spiders drive woman bananas
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Originally posted by Bix
There is really no need to be.
Jill and Warren are lovely people
There is really no need to be.
Jill and Warren are lovely people
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I dunno.... those faces the wee banana was making in my direction were pretty terrifying.:scared:
(just kidding, kiddo
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I found what looked to be a dead black window in my red grapes from Tesco. I took it in to the shop to be annalysed, demanded to see the Manager and they took it to send for analysis. When I called for the results - they told me that it never arrived at the department it was meant to - they "lost it" but gave me a £25 voucher!!!!!!! DAMN! I should have gone to the papers and I'd have got £500 voucher instead!
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Originally posted by togooff&things
I found what looked to be a dead black window in my red grapes from Tesco. I took it in to the shop to be annalysed, demanded to see the Manager and they took it to send for analysis. When I called for the results - they told me that it never arrived at the department it was meant to - they "lost it" but gave me a £25 voucher!!!!!!! DAMN! I should have gone to the papers and I'd have got £500 voucher instead!
I found what looked to be a dead black window in my red grapes from Tesco. I took it in to the shop to be annalysed, demanded to see the Manager and they took it to send for analysis. When I called for the results - they told me that it never arrived at the department it was meant to - they "lost it" but gave me a £25 voucher!!!!!!! DAMN! I should have gone to the papers and I'd have got £500 voucher instead!
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My big worry about moving to Oz is that we will get all the way over there and I'll get bitten by a poisonous spider...
... or snake! :scared:
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Talking of speeders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We just moved into a rented house, and there was a few daddylong legs, dangerous but they cant bite you we were told....and they keep the rest of the bad buggers away!!!!!!!
Soooooooooooo the other nite me and hubby were in the throws off passion.....I screamed " WTF is that" he looked at me is despair....."just the same as you always get hen" he grumbled............."NOOOOO" I yelled "WTF is that crawling along the skirting board"....................."AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH he souted, jumping off the bed...and me haha!!!!!!!!!!!! and proceeded to chase the sed huntsman with the jaggy bit of the coathanger...............5 mins later deed spidy..................aparently only a baby one........so now we r thinkin where the **** is Mummy and Daddy and when will they make there presence known................:scared:
We just moved into a rented house, and there was a few daddylong legs, dangerous but they cant bite you we were told....and they keep the rest of the bad buggers away!!!!!!!
Soooooooooooo the other nite me and hubby were in the throws off passion.....I screamed " WTF is that" he looked at me is despair....."just the same as you always get hen" he grumbled............."NOOOOO" I yelled "WTF is that crawling along the skirting board"....................."AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH he souted, jumping off the bed...and me haha!!!!!!!!!!!! and proceeded to chase the sed huntsman with the jaggy bit of the coathanger...............5 mins later deed spidy..................aparently only a baby one........so now we r thinkin where the **** is Mummy and Daddy and when will they make there presence known................:scared:
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Originally posted by biggy
Talking of speeders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We just moved into a rented house, and there was a few daddylong legs, dangerous but they cant bite you we were told....and they keep the rest of the bad buggers away!!!!!!!
Soooooooooooo the other nite me and hubby were in the throws off passion.....I screamed " WTF is that" he looked at me is despair....."just the same as you always get hen" he grumbled............."NOOOOO" I yelled "WTF is that crawling along the skirting board"....................."AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH he souted, jumping off the bed...and me haha!!!!!!!!!!!! and proceeded to chase the sed huntsman with the jaggy bit of the coathanger...............5 mins later deed spidy..................aparently only a baby one........so now we r thinkin where the **** is Mummy and Daddy and when will they make there presence known................:scared:
Talking of speeders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We just moved into a rented house, and there was a few daddylong legs, dangerous but they cant bite you we were told....and they keep the rest of the bad buggers away!!!!!!!
Soooooooooooo the other nite me and hubby were in the throws off passion.....I screamed " WTF is that" he looked at me is despair....."just the same as you always get hen" he grumbled............."NOOOOO" I yelled "WTF is that crawling along the skirting board"....................."AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH he souted, jumping off the bed...and me haha!!!!!!!!!!!! and proceeded to chase the sed huntsman with the jaggy bit of the coathanger...............5 mins later deed spidy..................aparently only a baby one........so now we r thinkin where the **** is Mummy and Daddy and when will they make there presence known................:scared:
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Originally posted by Gryff
You are totally barmy.....lol...but do u know when ur stuff is due to arrive?....I know when mines a comin...watch this space!!!
You are totally barmy.....lol...but do u know when ur stuff is due to arrive?....I know when mines a comin...watch this space!!!
OHHH U WITCH BET U GET URS FIRST LOL
ITS A CLOSE CALL INNIT.....................MIND YOU MINE DOES HAVE FURTHER TO COME...BUT WE WILL SEE
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