speech at leaving do
Jan 17th 2004, 8:54 am
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speech at leaving do
We are having a leaving party tonight for friends and family. The hall, DJ and buffett are all booked. It is an Aussie theme night so I am expectint to see lots of "crocodile dundee's" and "Kylie minogue's" plus "Edna Everage's" and @Rolf Harrise's" for the older ones.
ALL I need now are Ideas for a speech, I will make in there...
Any good ideas please contribute....... funny jokes included
ALL I need now are Ideas for a speech, I will make in there...
Any good ideas please contribute....... funny jokes included
Jan 17th 2004, 9:09 am
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Re: speech at leaving do
Originally posted by montagt
We are having a leaving party tonight for friends and family. The hall, DJ and buffett are all booked. It is an Aussie theme night so I am expectint to see lots of "crocodile dundee's" and "Kylie minogue's" plus "Edna Everage's" and @Rolf Harrise's" for the older ones.
ALL I need now are Ideas for a speech, I will make in there...
Any good ideas please contribute....... funny jokes included
We are having a leaving party tonight for friends and family. The hall, DJ and buffett are all booked. It is an Aussie theme night so I am expectint to see lots of "crocodile dundee's" and "Kylie minogue's" plus "Edna Everage's" and @Rolf Harrise's" for the older ones.
ALL I need now are Ideas for a speech, I will make in there...
Any good ideas please contribute....... funny jokes included
Id love to help but think I would be too choked up to be able to do a speech.
To be honest we have decided not to have a leaving do as it would upset us to much.
We are going to try and see our friends and family individually instead. We are hoping that will make things easier.
Anyway good luck for tonight. :PARTY:
Cheers.
Jan 17th 2004, 9:16 am
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Re: speech at leaving do
Originally posted by montagt
We are having a leaving party tonight for friends and family. The hall, DJ and buffett are all booked. It is an Aussie theme night so I am expectint to see lots of "crocodile dundee's" and "Kylie minogue's" plus "Edna Everage's" and @Rolf Harrise's" for the older ones.
ALL I need now are Ideas for a speech, I will make in there...
Any good ideas please contribute....... funny jokes included
We are having a leaving party tonight for friends and family. The hall, DJ and buffett are all booked. It is an Aussie theme night so I am expectint to see lots of "crocodile dundee's" and "Kylie minogue's" plus "Edna Everage's" and @Rolf Harrise's" for the older ones.
ALL I need now are Ideas for a speech, I will make in there...
Any good ideas please contribute....... funny jokes included
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
more @ :
http://www.stuffucanuse.com/all_joke...s%20Aussie.htm
Have a great time tonight !!
Jan 17th 2004, 9:18 am
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Re: speech at leaving do
Originally posted by Luke I Amyofath
just make sure the dj has waltzing matilda !!!!
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
more @ :
http://www.stuffucanuse.com/all_joke...s%20Aussie.htm
Have a great time tonight !!
just make sure the dj has waltzing matilda !!!!
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
more @ :
http://www.stuffucanuse.com/all_joke...s%20Aussie.htm
Have a great time tonight !!
LOL he who thinks australian.
Jan 17th 2004, 9:24 am
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Re: speech at leaving do
Originally posted by ADELAIDE BOUND
Id love to help but think I would be too choked up to be able to do a speech.
To be honest we have decided not to have a leaving do as it would upset us to much.
We are going to try and see our friends and family individually instead. We are hoping that will make things easier.
Anyway good luck for tonight. :PARTY:
Cheers.
Id love to help but think I would be too choked up to be able to do a speech.
To be honest we have decided not to have a leaving do as it would upset us to much.
We are going to try and see our friends and family individually instead. We are hoping that will make things easier.
Anyway good luck for tonight. :PARTY:
Cheers.
Family aren't too impressed.
We feel there are several reasons not to have a party.
1. You never get to talk to everyone you want to, so going round to individuals houses etc is more personal.
2. Makes the leaving harder
3. Tight wads here would rather spend the money in OZ on a house warming / meeting new friends party.
But if you already have a party booked, have fun.
I was a great help NOT, sorry, have a great time
Jill
