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Old Oct 24th 2008, 6:15 am
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She must have heard about the banana shortage after Cyclone Larry in 2006 and wants to have her own supply.

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http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...003402,00.html
BANANAS in pyjamas may be OK, but in undies they are not - as a woman discovered at Sydney Airport.

Customs officers stopped the 56-year-old from the Czech Republic when she arrived from Samoa on Wednesday.

Suspecting she was concealing something on her body, a female officer frisked her and found she was concealing three banana plants in her underpants.

Quarantine officers seized the plants, which Customs say are a threat to Australia's banana industry because they can carry black sigatoka disease, fusarium wilt, or moko disease.

The woman was likely to be issued a court attendance notice when investigations were completed, a Customs spokesman said today.

Penalties for breaching quarantine laws can result in fines of more than $66,000 or 10 years' jail.
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Originally Posted by wanderingwombat
She must have heard about the banana shortage after Cyclone Larry in 2006 and wants to have her own supply.

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http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...003402,00.html
BANANAS in pyjamas may be OK, but in undies they are not - as a woman discovered at Sydney Airport.

Customs officers stopped the 56-year-old from the Czech Republic when she arrived from Samoa on Wednesday.

Suspecting she was concealing something on her body, a female officer frisked her and found she was concealing three banana plants in her underpants.

Quarantine officers seized the plants, which Customs say are a threat to Australia's banana industry because they can carry black sigatoka disease, fusarium wilt, or moko disease.

The woman was likely to be issued a court attendance notice when investigations were completed, a Customs spokesman said today.

Penalties for breaching quarantine laws can result in fines of more than $66,000 or 10 years' jail.
There are some strange people about! WTF would you put banana plants in your underwear?

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Old Oct 24th 2008, 9:33 am
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There are some strange people about! WFT would you put banana plants in your underwear?
The Mae West quote comes to mind

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The Mae West quote comes to mind

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Wonder if Customs destoyed them, or if they are starting up their own crop ready for the expected Banana-Drought?
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That's a really fanny story. Should have leaft them behind, etc.
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Look at the bright side.

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That's a really fanny story. Should have leaft them behind, etc.
Gives the term skid marks a whole new meaning

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Getting through customs was always going to be a potential banana skin.
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