Soft sods
#31
Originally posted by pommie bastard
You seem a nice chippy sort so best of luck to you Pal , hope things go well for you.
You seem a nice chippy sort so best of luck to you Pal , hope things go well for you.
Pip, pip, cheerio, and off you go?
5800+ posts and this is the whimper, shows us the bang...
#32
Banned
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,432
Originally posted by Florida_03
Is that it?
Pip, pip, cheerio, and off you go?
5800+ posts and this is the whimper, shows us the bang...
Is that it?
Pip, pip, cheerio, and off you go?
5800+ posts and this is the whimper, shows us the bang...
(BTW: toodle pip and cheery bye is the saying.)
#33
Originally posted by Megalania
Even a burnt bridge will do.
(BTW: toodle pip and cheery bye is the saying.)
Even a burnt bridge will do.
(BTW: toodle pip and cheery bye is the saying.)
Good luck on your first job my dear
I'll be waiting for you 'ere, when you come 'ome, (er-er-er-er-er-er)
You can go but be back soon, You can go but while you're working
This place I'm pacing round, until you're 'ome safe and sound
Very well, but be back soon, who can tell the dangers lurking
Do not forget this tune, be back soon
How could we forget, how could we let
Our dear old vagan worry, we love him so
We'll come back home in oh such a great big hurry
It's him who plays the piper, it's us that pipes his tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
You can go but be back soon, you can go but bring back plenty
Of porkered hankerchieves and you should be clever thieves
Whip it quick and be back soon, there's a sixpence 'ere for twenty
Ain't that a lovely tune, be back soon
Our pockets 'ill hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour
A wallet fat, an old man's hat, The crown jewels from the tower
We know their both big runners, But they don't know this tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
Cheerio but be back soon, I don't know, somehow I'll miss you
I love you, that's why I, say cheerio, not goodbye
Don't be gone long, be back soon, give me one long last look, bless you
Remember our ol' tu-une, be back soon
We must disappear, we'll be back here, today, perhaps tomorrow
We'll miss you too, it's sad but true, that parting is such sweet sorrow
And when we're in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, We'll be back soon
We must dissappear, we'll be back here (Cheerio, but be back soon)
Today, perhaps tomorrow (I don't know, but somehow I'll miss you)
We'll miss you too, it's sad but true (I love you, that's why I)
That parting is such sweet sorrow (say cheerio, not goodbye)
And when we're in the distance (Don't be gone long, be back soon)
You'll hear this whispered tune (Give me one long last look, bless you
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio (Remember our ol' tu-une)
We'll be back soon (Be back soon)
And when your in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (be back soon)
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (we'll be back soon)
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (be back soon)
#34
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Joined: Aug 2002
Location: Perth Arse end of the planet
Posts: 7,037
Originally posted by Florida_03
Is that it?
Pip, pip, cheerio, and off you go?
5800+ posts and this is the whimper, shows us the bang...
Is that it?
Pip, pip, cheerio, and off you go?
5800+ posts and this is the whimper, shows us the bang...
Let 10 or 20 million more Poms into the land of plenty , not all of them might be white Anglo Saxon but who cares I know all of them will be the bottom end of the Pom ladder .
#35
Banned
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,432
Originally posted by pommie bastard
Never mind the width feel the quality , its been a hard road and I see no more that can be done for restless and deluded , if I had my way the door to Pom refugees would be opened wider .
Let 10 or 20 million more Poms into the land of plenty , not all of them might be white Anglo Saxon but who cares I know all of them will be the bottom end of the Pom ladder .
Never mind the width feel the quality , its been a hard road and I see no more that can be done for restless and deluded , if I had my way the door to Pom refugees would be opened wider .
Let 10 or 20 million more Poms into the land of plenty , not all of them might be white Anglo Saxon but who cares I know all of them will be the bottom end of the Pom ladder .
#36
Originally posted by pommie bastard
You insult 90% of Pom refugees and yourself at the same time how clever.
You insult 90% of Pom refugees and yourself at the same time how clever.
Funny that, you insult 100% of them. Not clever but no shock there!
Keep 'em coming I need a laugh.
#37
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Joined: Aug 2003
Location: London
Posts: 12
Re: Soft sods
Originally posted by pommie bastard
Bloody right me chimp I've seen workshops in WA where 52c inside in Summer is the norm , would not like to see the UK follow a third world country like Australia .
Good thing is the temps in these sweat shops fall to bloody freezing in winter because the bastards will not heat them , land of plenty my arse.
Bloody right me chimp I've seen workshops in WA where 52c inside in Summer is the norm , would not like to see the UK follow a third world country like Australia .
Good thing is the temps in these sweat shops fall to bloody freezing in winter because the bastards will not heat them , land of plenty my arse.
#38
Originally posted by Florida_03
I do like your saying. I did however have the main Kinver method of getting paid in mind, and the image of PB Fagin running the enterprise, in particular.
Good luck on your first job my dear
I'll be waiting for you 'ere, when you come 'ome, (er-er-er-er-er-er)
You can go but be back soon, You can go but while you're working
This place I'm pacing round, until you're 'ome safe and sound
Very well, but be back soon, who can tell the dangers lurking
Do not forget this tune, be back soon
How could we forget, how could we let
Our dear old vagan worry, we love him so
We'll come back home in oh such a great big hurry
It's him who plays the piper, it's us that pipes his tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
You can go but be back soon, you can go but bring back plenty
Of porkered hankerchieves and you should be clever thieves
Whip it quick and be back soon, there's a sixpence 'ere for twenty
Ain't that a lovely tune, be back soon
Our pockets 'ill hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour
A wallet fat, an old man's hat, The crown jewels from the tower
We know their both big runners, But they don't know this tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
Cheerio but be back soon, I don't know, somehow I'll miss you
I love you, that's why I, say cheerio, not goodbye
Don't be gone long, be back soon, give me one long last look, bless you
Remember our ol' tu-une, be back soon
We must disappear, we'll be back here, today, perhaps tomorrow
We'll miss you too, it's sad but true, that parting is such sweet sorrow
And when we're in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, We'll be back soon
We must dissappear, we'll be back here (Cheerio, but be back soon)
Today, perhaps tomorrow (I don't know, but somehow I'll miss you)
We'll miss you too, it's sad but true (I love you, that's why I)
That parting is such sweet sorrow (say cheerio, not goodbye)
And when we're in the distance (Don't be gone long, be back soon)
You'll hear this whispered tune (Give me one long last look, bless you
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio (Remember our ol' tu-une)
We'll be back soon (Be back soon)
And when your in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (be back soon)
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (we'll be back soon)
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (be back soon)
I do like your saying. I did however have the main Kinver method of getting paid in mind, and the image of PB Fagin running the enterprise, in particular.
Good luck on your first job my dear
I'll be waiting for you 'ere, when you come 'ome, (er-er-er-er-er-er)
You can go but be back soon, You can go but while you're working
This place I'm pacing round, until you're 'ome safe and sound
Very well, but be back soon, who can tell the dangers lurking
Do not forget this tune, be back soon
How could we forget, how could we let
Our dear old vagan worry, we love him so
We'll come back home in oh such a great big hurry
It's him who plays the piper, it's us that pipes his tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
You can go but be back soon, you can go but bring back plenty
Of porkered hankerchieves and you should be clever thieves
Whip it quick and be back soon, there's a sixpence 'ere for twenty
Ain't that a lovely tune, be back soon
Our pockets 'ill hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour
A wallet fat, an old man's hat, The crown jewels from the tower
We know their both big runners, But they don't know this tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
Cheerio but be back soon, I don't know, somehow I'll miss you
I love you, that's why I, say cheerio, not goodbye
Don't be gone long, be back soon, give me one long last look, bless you
Remember our ol' tu-une, be back soon
We must disappear, we'll be back here, today, perhaps tomorrow
We'll miss you too, it's sad but true, that parting is such sweet sorrow
And when we're in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, We'll be back soon
We must dissappear, we'll be back here (Cheerio, but be back soon)
Today, perhaps tomorrow (I don't know, but somehow I'll miss you)
We'll miss you too, it's sad but true (I love you, that's why I)
That parting is such sweet sorrow (say cheerio, not goodbye)
And when we're in the distance (Don't be gone long, be back soon)
You'll hear this whispered tune (Give me one long last look, bless you
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio (Remember our ol' tu-une)
We'll be back soon (Be back soon)
And when your in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (be back soon)
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (we'll be back soon)
So long, very well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon (be back soon)
#39
Banned
Joined: Aug 2002
Location: Perth Arse end of the planet
Posts: 7,037
Re: Soft sods
Originally posted by JammingGoodJa
PB, another gem...you truly are Sad, Pathetic, Bitter & Twisted Bastard...have a nice day!
PB, another gem...you truly are Sad, Pathetic, Bitter & Twisted Bastard...have a nice day!
#40
Originally posted by chippy
Florida, you talk a lot but say nothing.
Florida, you talk a lot but say nothing.
Not my fault if you don't get it.
#41
Originally posted by Florida_03
You see I like to make people think for themselves
Not my fault if you don't get it.
You see I like to make people think for themselves
Not my fault if you don't get it.
#42
Originally posted by chippy
Hmmm...methinks you're talking bollox. You've got too much brains and not enough intelligence melad.
Hmmm...methinks you're talking bollox. You've got too much brains and not enough intelligence melad.
#43
Originally posted by Florida_03
I think you judge too quickly.
I think you judge too quickly.
#44
Originally posted by chippy
More an observation than a judgement.
More an observation than a judgement.
#45
Originally posted by Florida_03
One man's bollox is another man's creed.
One man's bollox is another man's creed.