MikeStanton

Reliving an Australian nightmare...

MrsDagboy

So whos that then? And am I supposed to care?

Megalania

Did Mummy and Daddy send you out to the colonies because you were embarrassing in front of their friends?

MikeStanton

But Meg, I was accepted into Oz BECAUSE of my embarrassing ways.

You seem lost without your incisive wit.... would you like me to send out a search party?

chippy

Touched a nerve Meg?

BTW 17-20.

Megalania

Just looks like a simple photo of you kicking a foot ball.

Oh ... was that Mummies embarrassment?

Megalania

As I reservedly wrote to another today: drongos make me sore.

Drongo: one who can not keep an appointment!

MikeStanton

Such flattery. You're right. I like to do my bit for the Old Dart.

Do you know, even on Christmas Day, I spend hours practising my goal kicks....

Megalania

God you are thick - cann't see any flattery in my reply at all - must be your overweening pride in being able to kick a foot ball for Mummy.

Look, I'll do you one favour; perhaps then you'll bugger off.
If you have to spend hours practicing on Christmas day and still can not kick a goal then I suggest you try something else - perhaps Mummy will spare a second if you learn something new.

MikeStanton

But...I can see one or two spelling mistakes in your response. While you're consulting the dictionary, please look up the word "sarcastic".

Now, Meg, this response brings our discourse to an end - I've had way too much fun and must now lie down :lecture:

MikeStanton

But...I can se

bondipom

Its not just the Aussies who are bad winners.

WBB

never mind, wait untill the taffs get our hands on the saesnegs.

Bix

Is dis one of dem spot da ball compos ?

Amazulu