Shikse

My husband & I have accumulated over the years a vast and comprehensive collection of 'adult toys' and gizmos. Our concern is, do we ship them out to Oz or not? If so, what do we label the goods as on the shipping inventory? This may cause embarrassment to others as our 'goods' will take up at least a couple of crates. Are we better off selling our collection on Ebay, the local Boot Fair or giving them away to a charity shop?

I have some very expensive items from 'Coco de Mer', various dressing up outfits and exquisite adult 'toys', I don't really want to part with them, also having to bear the cost of replacing them.

Dudley

In Aus they are called "Marital Products" - not to be confused with children.

r.bartlett

you'd better post pic's so we can see what exactly it is you are talking about..

cheers

richard

baldbutts

You could always wear loads of layers to the airport,make sure you fly out the same time as me,they'll never search you.Even if they did,the internal search would take so long to itemise,they'd probably give up.


BB-Ironing me arseless speedway trousers as I type

pommie bastard

Good point we have same problems with shipping back to the UK , try ship mail instead of air mail make sure you ship them to a good friend the customs will open them bet on it.

renth

I'm taking a paraglider, windsurfer and some SCUBA gear. I can't see there being any trouble.

Is that what you're on about?

Seriously, there is a bit on the Customs form asking if you are bringing in material that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult. I guess that is just down to the individual customs officer.

But seeing as Australia is full of hard core porn and swanky bordellos I wouldn't worry about it. I'd declare it though.

Dan

renth

I'm taking a paraglider, windsurfer and some SCUBA gear. I can't see there being any trouble.

Is that what you're on about?

Seriously, there is a bit on the Customs form asking if you are bringing in material that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult. I guess that is just down to the individual customs officer.

But seeing as Australia is full of hard core porn and swanky bordellos I wouldn't worry about it. I'd declare it though.

Don't forget to steam clean it all ...

Dan

wizzywozza

and remember to take out ALL of the batteries!!!



Seriously!

wolfens_wife

Is one of the items in question called a "rampant rabbit" ?????

plumber39

Please could you leave one of your bigger toy,s,so I can take it with me to meet PB and show him just how much he is appreciated by us all !

SteveBannister

Can I ask why you're actually going to Australia, it sounds like you hardly leave your bedroom !!!

Shikse

More opportunities to do it outside - of course!! My ultimate fantasy is a couple of kangaroos watching........

kevmitch

Watch out for the flies then - they may be attracted by all that buzzing!!

jockney

I am starting to wonder whats going on inside the bouncing burger have you left the batteries in it as well?

baldbutts

We've had loads of trouble trying to ship Mrs B's marital aid over.Don't think there's any agent out there who can get our milkman a PR visa.
Come to think of it,we get our milk from Tescos!

BB-& we don't have a fire,so why do we have a coalman ?