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Taff you must be taking the piss,where is the sheeps head and who thinks they need to swap places with the sheep???
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ah got it, jesus im keeping off the beer from now on...not.
farmer 2 thought he meant..yeah i got it
farmer 2 thought he meant..yeah i got it
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The 2nd farmer is happy to let the 1st farmer have his way with him. He'll bend over, but not put his head through the fence
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Guess you're on the wine now welshboybilly? Affects the mind you know!
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people take it easy on me i have drunk 8 cans of k1664, the wine will have to wait me thinks because im just at that point.
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Ah, now I see the advantage of starting on the booze later..... I shall still be going at 2am, but our sheep-lover has given up already!
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Originally posted by Pollyana
Ah, now I see the advantage of starting on the booze later..... I shall still be going at 2am, but our sheep-lover has given up already!
Ah, now I see the advantage of starting on the booze later..... I shall still be going at 2am, but our sheep-lover has given up already!
mmm
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Originally posted by chris hogan
Bot wu arr guttund th spllg mtes nw TAFF
Bot wu arr guttund th spllg mtes nw TAFF
immateriality terminal motion at a answer what special says in return im not special tipsy in return. intellect you permanent immateriality end special receptacle incomplete meal special water in motion exist a differing substantiality.
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Well THAT certainly ain't frivolous!
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Originally posted by Pollyana
Well THAT certainly ain't frivolous!
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Well THAT certainly ain't frivolous!
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flipping frivolous friday - try saying that after a few
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blurrrrrrr you got me now taff were not worthy
.Must admit K1664 is begining to bite with me now
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Flossies fread finishes flippin' frivolous friday freakily fabulously .... guess I haven't drunk enough yet! Bring out the next wine bottle!
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A Kiwi/Welsh/Aussie (delete as applicable) farmer is taking his driving test & the examiner say's to him "can you make a U-turn?".
The farmer replies "make a ewe turn, I'll make it's f**cking eyes water!".
The farmer replies "make a ewe turn, I'll make it's f**cking eyes water!".
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