shaun/lor

hi everyone yes hes the big 40 and i thought you might have some words of kindness ha ha to say to him.
hes taking it alright at the moment but it is thursday and all the jokes havent started yet, so maybe you have some to get him going.
taking him out saturday night for a meal with friends and to get him plastered. so be nice to him on sunday cos he will have a sore head. love Lorraine

tipper

hi shaundalear, wwhhoo join the club, you have just lost 5 points on the immigration score. good job im 21 with 19 years experience. and a good trouser snake wrestler as well.
and you start to fancie younger ladys as well whatch out mrs dalear.
love tipper.

newstartnz

Ha bl**dy haha Shaun is older than me! Sob but only by 8 months. Have a good one oldster!

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Juls

Gosh Shaun you never told me you was that old !!!

Have a great day tho mate and have a cold one for me !!!

You know what they say "Lif Begins At Forty" Well it will when you get to the promised land.

Well I could be my usual self and lower the tone but... ohhh well bugger it I will .... Hope you can keep it up when tomorrow comes !!!! I'll ask Lor next time I chat to her. LOL

Have a good Birthday

Julie x

baldbutts

Nice one Shauny.
Just think of all those cheap Japanese sports cars you can pick up in Oz now you've reached the menopause.
You'll be buying leather trousers and wearing a ponytail soon.
Still you could always shave yer butt,that will always be fab.

Juls

Baldbutts,

How do you know Shauny does'nt wear a ponytail and leather trousers now !!!

Have you already clocked him out in them ???

Julie

baldbutts

Well they do say that under a pony's tail is an a***hole,and Shaun seems like a nice boy so I don't think that applies to him.Don't know about the leathers though!

SuzeM

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sha-un
Happy Birthday to You

Have lots of on us

Sue and Ian

baldbutts

Hey Shaun, wot you doing on-line on your birthday.
Go out & fill yer colostomy bag!
Many happy returns(diced carrots & pavement pizza)
Baldus

:PARTY:

shaun/lor

hi i thought we would eat, drink and be merry at home as i couldnt get a babysitter until tomorrow night. so we are going to do it all again then at the pub. so if the threads are a bit dodgy later on tonight then dont take it out on this old man lol. shaun

baldbutts

Maybe you could ask TIPPER to be a virtual baby sitter .He seems to be the most trustworthy geezer on this forum.
(but that's only coz Michael Jackson & Woody Allen are other wise engaged!- not too low I hope)
Baldy

ndaltonb

Hi Shaun, welcome to the freedom forties.

now it's soft top sports cars and cruising for chicks as they are looking for experience. (no lor, don't hit me )

Congrats and lots of power to your elbow.

nigel db

col

Well done shaun!

Get ferkin blotto and remember you're as young as what you feel!!!!
BTW how old are you LOR?

Party on DUDE :PARTY:

tipper

you leave me out of this im going on a date tonight with my new on line dolly bird ill let you know what went on xx.
i might take her to a quiter news forum the immigration afganistan site theirs no daft questions asked their.
or i might go to that new muslim nudist camp.
ttfn tipper.

shaun/lor

hi guys well ive had me curry and ive drunk me beers and me fingers dont want to do what me brain is telling em.
hey tipper was that picture of you and your date taken at an earlier meeting then, at least shes got all her own teeth lol
baldbutt no not too low at all, and m jacksons only busy cos hes offerd to look after me pet monkey for a week or two.
hey when your trying to type a new message that little dancing thing really looks like hes taking the piss.
catch all later thanks for the messages shaun xxxxx